I'm bored. Tired and bored. Thinking about....doing some stuff. Trying to get a job, thinking of things that could make me some money...inventions, stuff like that. And zombies. I'm thinking about zombies. I have a sort of obsession with zombies. I don't like them, though. I rather hate them. I hate the very idea that the dead could rise again, in a sort of un-life, and feast upon the living. And, as ridiculous as it seems, I think of what I would do should zombies begin to walk the earth. I'm doubtless that it would piss me off. What would anger me more would be that the only weapon I have to combat them is a potato gun. That's not really the point. The point is, zombies have to be the most disgusting fictional creature known to man. Zombies are dumb, driven by instinct, and they make the same noise over and over. They also eat things. Thinking about them makes me angry. John Madden makes me angry too. In fact, I think he may be a zombie. He says the same damn thing in every football game he narrates, several times over. He's obsessed with athlete's foot, and, he's stupid. He's got two zombie characteristics, and they just happen to be two of three that I mentioned. He's two thirds zombie. If you ask "How does that make Madden a zombie?" then you haven't ever seen a zombie movie. They also eat things. Now, I've never met Mr. Madden, but I'm pretty sure he eats too. So his zombie to human ratio has just tipped a little more to the undead. I'm no expert on the undead. I'm not even an expert on the dead. Or the living. I just know that thanks to modern day video games, I can "kill" as many zombies as I want, in the privacy of my own home. It lets out my pent up aggression against, you guessed it, zombies. Wasn't that a shocker? Sometimes, I hate zombies so much, I wish they were real, just so I could "kill" them. Another thing I hate about zombies is how quickly they reproduce. At the longest, it takes a day. but if you're severely bleeding after a bite, then it's minutes. I think that the best way to deal with zombies is to knock all of their teeth out. Hell, they can't feel it, so why not? And yes, there would still be zombies running around biting people. But, without teeth, they'd just be gumming everybody. And gumming is a funny word. I think toothless zombies are hilarious, but I still hate them. To be honest, I'm curious to know just how many people out in the world hate zombies as much as I do. And when I say hate, I mean you envision every ounce of your hatred as a compressed mass of blackness, and as soon as you start to think more about zombies you try and think of a way to kill them with your compressed hate. Yes. Respond with any comments or whatever. I really do want to know your opinion. Unless you're a zombie.