Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grossenschwamm, Mar 31, 2006.
I'm going to kill everyone in your Klub and reanimate them as zombies!
Well that's ok. Were you thinking about killing me before?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You do realize, of course, that means you can't be a member.
Don't worry man, those few I don't play on killing have protection under Clause E19, in the Contract. Japes'll never get around that.
Or maybe we just shoot him dead, raise him as a zombie and kill him again, just for the sport of it?
Well, see, I'd never willingly kill a person or make a zombie. If that all happened by accident, I would be glad to kill the zombie.
Pesky zombies, always distracting me from my world-domination plans. Make the place look so untidy, too. Whoever had the ridiculous idea of having disgusting grey-fleshed, clumsy, stinking, brainless reanimated dead people lumbering around, anyway?
Grossenschwaum, I might just join your club...
Then I'm afraid you too must die.
I can guarantee that the joining of my club will not in any way hinder your plans of world domination, if only for the fact that we'll be killing zombies.
Well, Grossen, can't we just shoot him "accidently", then? And the raise him "accidently", and kill him off again? I mean, it happened by "accident", so it should be ok, now shouldn't it?
It seems we have a plan. Accident. We have an accident.
I'd join, but the risk of exposing my own global domination operations to Silvara is to great, not to mention that no one knows where DE is, he could be watching right now.
I am willing however to donate armed minions to the cause.
As a nod of support to all of you who would fight each other the fact that I currently control the world will not in any way hinder your seeking to conquer it.
Well that's a handy bit of information. Now, we have a semi-coherent mess of Zombie hate.
Which we must proceed to organize in the best way possible to maximize zombie annihilation.
Maybe we could launch some kind of counter-virus/chemical/curse/whatever and drown the world with it? And then, of course, we destroy all documents and scrolls mentioning zombies. And we'll have to destroy vodoo, too. They might just try to raise zombies again.
And then, we excecute "the accident".
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