How Nancy Got His Groove Back

so i wake up this morning to the sounds of *meow**mrow!**mew*... i roll over, and see the new cat Sassy, a pretty little girl kitty who just went into heat. who else do i see? Nancy. getting his groove on.

it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

 

What the hell!? You cat was getting his groove on?

 

HAHAHAHA, this is enjoyable... keep on posting stuff like this Rosie... it amuses me very much... hahahahhaa

 

It's the science fiction transgendered lesbian cat relationship to end all science fiction transgendered lesbian cat relationships

 

Just one question: Is Nancy a girl or a boy?

 

HAHAHAHAHHA !!!!

 

Nancy is a castrated male cat.

 

I've got this Rosie........

Ahem. "Nancy" as it is so....sickly named, used to be a boy. However, thanks to Rosie, Nancy is now......um.....not a boy. However, Nancy is not a female either....um.....a...Eunuch....Ummmm...






DAMMIT! Rosie cut her cat's balls off!!!!!! There!! Does that explain it? It is now genderless! Yes, yes, I know, Rosie is sick. Poor cat.

However, that woulda been funny as all hades to see, a ball-less cat going to town and enjoying it.... Do you think that you and the doctor forgot to tell Nancy that he can't....um....sow his seeds anymore?

 

How do you know?

 

I know, because I am Rosie. I am one of Rosies split personalities. We all here are.... Even you, gamenut.


Etalis, by the way, what does KFT stand for? Kentucky Fried ............

 

When a female cat goes into heat, they produce pheromones (external hormones) that elicit a change in the physiology and chemo-topography of the brain in the male and the male needs to shag the female, whether he has nads or not!

 

Retard, try clicking on it. That should explain things a little.

 

If Nancy doesn't have a way to produce sperm, how the hell is he going to have kids? Haven't you studied that in Sex Ed or something?

 

Actually he has a point. It is surprisingly common in operations that don't actually remove the male or female gonads for the ducts connecting them to heal and reopen, thus allowing full reproductive capacity again.

 

Well, I'm sure he didn't actually know that Ferret. It's gamenut, remember that.

 

Bad bad Vyaas, bad boy.... bad... you spammed someone again... bad!!!! 8)

 

*snip, snip, snip*

Maybe that'll settle your urge to spam, Notty-the-eunuch!

 

-runs off to some place else, then comes back because there was really no reason to do so-

 

You see how losing one's masculinity makes you do wierd things for no reason? Hmmm... must mean you're getting in touch with your feminine side.... :wink:

 

And don't forget: "poor Milo." [/quote]