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That's a damn lie perpetuated by those who have smaller cocks than us. Look how massive my cock is... [img]
Sorry, Dark Elf. I guess in a round-about way, that picture is me calling you a dick. But I guess it's better than being on the German side...
Close. They should draw the line at you blowing someone ELSE'S shit up. If you wanna blow up yourself or your house, by all means.
Teddy Kennedy's driver's license has killed more people than all my guns combined. The only thing protecting the 1st Amendment is the 2nd....
"Nothing says 'Please don't rape me' like several 158 grain, semi-jacketed hollow points." - Anybody who has the moral fortitude to protect...
If I rub my dingaling while thinking of my aunt, does it make me my uncle?
Ditch the bitch. For the love of.... Crazy girls like this only get crazier. Self-obsessed, petulant, annoying girls who turn into hormonal,...
So, what's this? Someone needs advice about fucking their sister? Brother, I am your man....
Hillary calls it her "Clenis". It's what did Vincent Foster in.
Is this silly shit over with yet? Retard = not a fan of World Cups or other gay sports. We need an international Badminton tournament.
Absolutely. My penis is much better now, thanks.
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Wha.... Did someone say hairy nipples? I was thumbing through my IMs last night. Made me depressingly nostalgic. Sheriff Fatman, Jarinor,...
Your review is spot on. I did find myself getting frustrated because the movie wouldn't ever "get to the good part". Still wanna ram...
It kinda did give me a mild, 2 day crush on Kristin Stewart. For the record, the wife rented the flicks so she and my sister could bone up on...
I feel so ashamed. I rather liked them (the first two movies). I am sorry to report that I fapped during Bella and Edward's kissing scene in...
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