How Nancy Got His Groove Back

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  1. Ferret

    Ferret New Member

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    Why? Did Milo have to cut Rosie's cat's balls off too? 0:) :paranoid:

    *£dit* Oh... but doesn't he have a set of Neuticles(TM)?
     
  2. Dragoon

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    A friend of mine has a cat and she also cut his balls off (together with claws so that he couldn't show her his gratitude).

    Is it some feminist way of getting a revenge on men via tormenting poor cats? "Oooh, you'd like to get some fun kitty right? Well, no chance for that cause I cut you balls off you worthless male. I even called you with a female name to further humiliate you" - Sick women. I'm gonna order steel ball protector.
     
  3. Milo

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    Nancy put a spell on me and made me eunuchfy myself, but like you said, thanks to the miracle of Neuticles™, I now have "Monstah Balls".
     
  4. Ioo

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    Actually, you still stay same gender after you lose any part of your body... and I think Rosie said that he was just double vasectomized... In that case nothing changes except the sperm count in your semen, which drops to 0 in a successfull operation. Shooting blanks is usually how they explain it to the crowd.

    Eunuchs had their balls cut off in this young age so they would not develop into a man. Their destiny was to guard the harem's women.
     
  5. Dennis Moore

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    This was also the fate of some Opera singers: the castratti.
     
  6. Vyaas

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    This is very strange that you guys know this..
     
  7. Dennis Moore

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    *singing*
    La dama e mobile
    sempre voluble
    muda de...
     
  8. Ioo

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    Jelous?.. I know you're jelous. :razz:
     
  9. Vyaas

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    I'm simply green with envy Ioo.
     
  10. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Hang on a minute..... I thought we were all variations of Sheriff_Fatman? Or is Sheriff_Fatman just a variation of Rosie? Or is Rosie part of Sheriff_Fatman? The mind boggles :eek:

    And... Jelous?
     
  11. rosenshyne

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    i would like to mention, once again, that this wasn't my idea. i found him at the pound, and they wouldn't let me take him unless they cut his balls off. i protested, they said "balls, or death." well, okay, not those exact words, but that's what they do at pounds. i wish i could have little Nancy's running around... alas, it is not to be. and i will have you know, i would have named him Nancy even if he kept his balls. yes, i am that fucked up. :p
     
  12. Etalis Craftlord

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  13. Dragoon

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    The choice is not as obivous as you see it. Check this out Rosie.
     
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    You're telling me this out of personal experience Ferry :wink:
     
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    :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
     
  16. rosenshyne

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    you sir, are a freak. i like that :D
     
  17. Ferret

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    Vyass wrote:
    I have a Biology degree under my belt. It's amazing what sort of useless trivia that gives you access to... :razz:
     
  18. Ioo

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    Man you stole my line.... I was gunna post that link.
     
  19. Ferret

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    You too have a biology degree? Or is that just a degree fullstop?.... or were you just referring to knowing a lot of useless trivia?
     
  20. rosenshyne

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    i don't think he was referring to you at all...
     
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