Diary of a Pervert in Arcanum *spoilers*adult* - UPDATED

Discussion in 'Arcanum Discussion' started by FourHorsemen, Apr 18, 2006.

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  1. Anonymous

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    Ok! Now I'm pissed!


    Hey - wait a minute......... Urine-spray....??..... Damn. Pissed off and pissed on at the same time.
     
  2. Vorak

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    Get back on the ground, you're suppossed to be in pain.
     
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  4. Xiao_Caity

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    OI! Why the hell is it that every time I piss off to do other things, I miss something brilliant like this?

    But first... Gizmaluke, change your goddamn screen name before the Nezumi Fangirl Foundation comes after you for insulting the good personages of Burmecia, you crazy-assed sunnuva diseased gerbil and a drunken whore...

    *ahem*

    There, that'll keep the NFF offa my ass for another day.

    *goes all AC Sephiroth on Gizmaluke* On your knees - I want you to beg for forgiveness!

    Hrm, I wonder if I still have those schematics for the razor-blade gun with the lemon juice and salt attatchments...
     
  5. Grossenschwamm

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    Oh! I have what you need. I just call it the "Castration-Gun." It can be used toward other purposes, but if I'm at work and one of my customers gives me gruff...well, you can guess where I aim.
    It's either that, or show them my Box of Hands.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

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    Oooh, Castration Gun. Now THAT sounds worthy of an investigation. Any chance you could send the schematics my way? :D
     
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    Actually, I think the Box might work better than the C-gun. It's far more scary.
     
  8. FourHorsemen

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    Boy...talk about taking the focus outta of a thread....
     
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    What is this mysterious Box Of Hands, anyway?
     
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    I dunno if you should be asking this... AFAIK, people who know that are either dead or Grossenschwaum.
     
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    He showed to me once, its quite a sight, it only cost me my left hand.
     
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    Should I continue writing a few more chapters to the story? For the sake of an epilogue maybe?
     
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    Yes, its a great story but the severe lack of a box of hands detracts from its value.
     
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    Perhaps you could add the Box somewhere in your story?
     
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    Why the hell not? The story's fucked up enough to warrant it. (Ahhh, double entendres...)
     
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    aww man i missed alot of fun shit again and ill do what i fucking want to burmecia i own the fucking grotto and if they want to pass they better pay me some respect :p
     
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    Play FF9 often, Gizmaluke? And, how the hell did you get a custom avatar if you've only been a member since May?
     
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