Diary of a Pervert in Arcanum *spoilers*adult* - UPDATED

Here's scary thought. One of these days, that guy is going to breed......

 

To hell with the rope, use the Airial decapitator! Its faster and messier!

 

Who says it hasn't already happened? We'll know his kids by the gills on their necks and their conical heads. It should make it easy to round them up and eventually starve them of the ass cheese they so deperately need for survival.

 

Difficult to come by? Yes. Fun to kill? Yes.

 

It's too late for that. Where do he live? I just happen to have a nuke at home, and it's feeling a little down and lonely right now.

 

Hey wait a minute, Wolfsbane. There's enough things running around downtown that I'm not too sure what species they are (much less gender). Are you absolutely sure you want to risk adding more?

 

Only if you're willing to use something I'm immune to.

Curing things like the Vendigrothian Crotch-Rot and the Dark Fens Consuming Fungus always give me the hardest time.

 

Why not just use the nuke? The thing will most probably kill the target, and if his mutated offspring crawls out of the dirt someday... well... then we'll just nuke them too. It's the cirkle of life.

 

Hard to argue with that. But on the other hand, there's not too many stores that carry sunscreen with SPF 2,000,000. :/

 

SPF 2,000,000? I'd feel safer in a chromium shell about 10 miles away from ground zero.
The best bet is some sort of disease. Maybe a good old fashioned smiting is in order. If anyone has some sort of connections to call in that kind of favor...Yep. Ball lightning. Or, METAL STORM (new automatic weapon that can fire up to 1,000,000 rounds a minute with NO moving parts!!!)

 

Or, we can go berserk with baseball-bats and pepper-spray.

 

That would be surely most effective. :thumbup:

 

Metal Storm? That SOB is a comic book dream brought to life! But yeah, you'd need a freight train to keep that thing going for more than a minute.

I'm partial to the hands-on approach. Baseball bats and pepper spray sounds good to me. Let's go!

 

Yeah, that IS quite a drawback to metal stom. However....what about a lwn mower blade at the end of the baseball bat, powered by a leaf blower motor, andattached to aike chain to rotate it. Complicated, of course, but it would be quite fun if you didn't lose your grip.

 

Too complicated. Berserkers aren't supposed to be smart enough to create such gadgetry. I say that the pepper spray is the, by far, most technological equipment we're allowed to use, if this little crusade of ours is still to be counted as a "berserker rampage".

 

If you're going to spray anything it should be pressurized urine.