Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Jan 17, 2007.
In the Africans can't pay for food, why should they then buy fake testicles?
You know, America OFTEN provide 'help' (to developing countries) which isn't so necessary or even doubtful. :/
And by the way, people 'wanna to be cool' and would prefer to have eggs rather then have a breakfast
Eggs rather than breakfast......let's export some eggs into "devloping countries" then!
Oh... today I looked in statistics and found 2% increase in African population despite of famines, AIDS and repressions, so I think we should found some new form of making money on poor african children.
Let's start building some schools, 80% of all inhabitans in Mocambique can't read or write.
Yes, even about 150 years ago, (when arcanum was supposedly taking place) The Bedokkan were on the verge of extinction from hunters. And now, I really don't think they'd stand a chance... Really.
But perhaps, just perhaps.
The smallest literacy is 14% in Niger. Anyway, that would work great, but we couldn't make profit of their lack of education, just smth. as selling them mp3-players as amulets against both divine and human forces
Why don't we invent a new religion with ourselves as divine entities, make sure the illiterates of the world follow us blindly, provide them with high-tech weaponry and declare jihad?
But if they can't read, they'd probably don't know what Jihad is when they see the word.
How will you spread the propaganda then ?
Megaphones will always workl... Lots of 'em.
What's wrong with megaphones, fancy pictures and impressively clad clegy in adorned temples? That's how we'll spread the propaganda. And even if they can't read (though we might teach them if it proves vital for the war effort), the basic tenets of our faith will essentially be the destruction of our enemies and the importance of declaring jihad on them.
Does it sound workable? Now, all we haven't figured out is how we'll finance the purchase of nuclear warheads.
Maybe make the illiterate peoplez rob some banks... Hows that for a religion?
Perhaps I should start working on the holy scriptures?
The Holy Commandments
as decreed by the Divine Dark Elf, henceforth known as THE DARK LORD.
Â§1. The true followers of Darkelfianism, working relentlessly for the good of the one faith, are charged, by whatever means necessary, provide the temple with as much capital as they can spare.
Â§2. Infidels can be killed, tortured, molested, robbed, stolen from or otherwise treated as the true believer wishes.
Â§3. Who is an infidel and who is not is determined by the THE DARK LORD. He also has the power to determine who is a true believer and who is not.
Â§4. THE DARK LORD is your final authority.
Â§5. Those THE DARK LORD considers infidels are enemies to the faith. True believers MUST, on the threat of becoming infidels themselves, take up arms and slay them anytime THE DARK LORD wants to.
Might work, might work, but we need to build at least one school.
Dark Elf, that is suspiciously similar to existing religions. Are you committing plagiarism ?
Sounds lile Islam to me.
Hey, if it ain't broken, don't fix it...
And it's not plagiarism. Why, as the holy scriptures say, all false faiths are but pale imitations of Darkelfianism and must surely be put to death!
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