Yuck! , look at this

Well the size of your penis would be like a bridge, hence you may be the only one capable there Gross.

 

Since I'm cold blooded, the eggs don't activate until they've entered a warm space. Until that time, they're technically not eggs.
I could just as easily use some sort of incubator, but med students are more fun.

 

How is med students more funnier that eggs? Because I can talk?

 

Yep, I'm a mammal. Who isn't?

 

Oh, he's a lizard, I forgot...

 

Although he's standing on the same evolution level as we are. Well, let's say his far-far ancestors chose alternative way of evolution.

 

What if in about one million years or something the lizards will become like the Bedokkans? (Did I spell Bedokkan right?)

 

Maybe they lizards would use us humans as shoes and bags?

 

If the freshly evolved lizards is many as hell, they might have a chance.

 

Assuming there was a precedent that gorilla was officially made a man, no doubt we couldn't kill this lizards cause of fucken democrates, but... wait, there would be new aparteid and new symbols of race "Human only " and "Lizards only". And one day Bedokaan would become South African president.

 

Haha, like "Chieftan "Nelson" Bedok"

 

I have to agree with you there. Most lizards wouldn't really care enough to take over the world, though. I know that most of what I care about is sunning myself and catching food once every few weeks.

 

Oh...and maybe laying eggs

 

In people, yes.

 

What about providing fake testicles for poor castrated african children?