You're all gonna die!

Me and my army of Amazons.... Its good to be King. 8)

 

But you will all die if this comes in to fruituion. What do you think about that?

 

Who needs to think when you have an army of amazons at your beck and call?

 

But they will all die in hindsight. So whats the sense of having them?

 

Well, I'll answer that with another question. Why have sex if everyone you sleep with is going to die?

 

Who says you can stop when you're they're dead?

 

You did.

 

Well that is still the second level of fun.

 

No, you see I'll be on my Martian hideout with my amazons watching you fools do the dinosaur-disco (can you say 'extinction'?).

Its all been prearranged you see? After my martian base is complete, I'll shove Phobos (one of Mar's useless mountain-sized moons) into Earth orbit and eliminate the competition, then I'll come back and install myself High-King of Earth (whats left of it) and subjugate the remaining cavemen who miraculously survived.

Consider yourselves officially warned. Have a nice day.

 

Ok then that plan sounds inpenetrable. May i join you oh mighty Maximus?
Kill Vorak and I will give you a 12 hour foot massage.

 

Once a traitor, always a traitor. But if you beg and grovel I may consider telling you where the secret fallout shelter is. (opposite side of planetoid Ground Zero)

 

That is really great to know except I dont know where planetoid is and I feel trying to find it without a formal invite will get my horribly mutilated, tortured, disembowled, decappitated or blown up.

 

Please. ill do anything, anything. Oh anything....

 

Nah seriously what do I have to do to get in?
I feel I will regret asking you that.

 

Well whats the point of asking to stay with him if he is going to eat me?

 

Well i will be wounded to the brink of certain death. unless you have a cure for a mangled and mutilated guy with no head and an eaten liver and heart.