Who needs a quiz?

For this I used my real and full (middle names and everything) name...

You Are The Hermit



You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:

It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.

What Tarot Card Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/

 

Hmmm, curiouser and curiouser...

Your Extroversion Profile:

Assertiveness: High

Excitement Seeking: High

Cheerfulness: Medium

Activity Level: Low

Sociability: Low

Friendliness: Very Low

How Extroverted Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howextrovertedareyouquiz/

 

I've alway's preferred Animal...

You Are Gonzo the Great



"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

The Muppet Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

 

Oh my, nobodie, you're hot.

Following your tests...

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.


Your Values Profile



Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:
You don't really value honesty. You do value getting your way, no matter what. And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem. A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)

Generosity:
You don't really value generosity. Your needs always come first, no matter what. And you'll possibly help someone else out... But only if it helps you in return.

Humility:
You don't really value humility. You don't have much to be humble about!
And you might as well promote yourself, because no one else will. You're a pretty special person, and you let everyone know it.

Tolerance:
You value tolerance a fair amount. You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas. You have very few prejudices that you're aware of. And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.


You Are The Hanging Man



You represent the seeking of enlightenment and spiritual clarity.
You tend to confuse others, but your oddities seem deeply satisfying.
Self sacrifice is easy for you, especially if it makes you a better person in the end.
You are the type of person who is very in touch with your soul and inner spirit.

Your fortune:
Right now is a good time for reflection and meditation.
You should stop resisting the problems in your life, and let yourself be vulnerable to them.
You may need to sacrifice something important to you to move ahead in your life.
Accept your destiny with courage, and learn to let go of what you think you need.


Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: High
Activity Level: Medium
Cheerfulness: Low
Excitement Seeking: Low
Friendliness: Low
Sociability: Low


You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew



You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

 

You Are 84% Evil



You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Your Monster Profile



Behemoth Ghoul

You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart

You Especially Like to Torment: Groupies

What's Your Monster Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/monsternamegenerator/



Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%

Envy: 80%

Gluttony: 80%

Greed: 80%

Pride: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Wrath: 80%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 83%

You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.

How Sinful Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/

 

You Are Fozzie Bear



"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

Cool

 

You Are The High Priestess



You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.

Your fortune:

Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!

What Tarot Card Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/


What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.


What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/


Your Values Profile



Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)

Generosity:

You don't really value generosity.
Your needs always come first, no matter what.
And you'll possibly help someone else out...
But only if it helps you in return.

Humility:

You don't really value humility.
You don't have much to be humble about!
And you might as well promote yourself, because no one else will.
You're a pretty special person, and you let everyone know it.

Tolerance:

Not only do you prefer to be around people very similar to you...
They're the only kind of people you'll tolerate.
You know what you believe in, and you don't like to deviate from that.
You don't hate people who are very different - you just don't want to be around them.

The Five Factor Values Test

http://www.blogthings.com/thefivefactorvaluestest/

Holy crap! These tests are scarily accurate!

Oh, and me and Xz is exactly alike except for the Tolerance thingy. Bah, tolerate my ass...

 

***You Are 64% Evil***


You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

***Your Monster Profile***


Wild Ogre

You Feast On: Fried Chicken

You Lurk Around In: Sewers

You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

***You Are The Hermit***


You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:

It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.

These things are pretty accurate. Except for the Tarot saying I don't crave material things.

 

Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 60%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%
You will die in a duel.

How Sinful Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/

And my favourite!

What Your Underwear Says About You



You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

 

You Are The Sun

You represent the best of life - vitality, success, and and truth.
You tend to have a strong, centered, balanced personality.
Inspiration and discovery are your fortes. You are very mentally strong.
A talented mind, you tend to excel at math, philosophy, and music.

Your fortune:

As well as you have done in the past, the future is going to be filled with more success.
A new creative project is coming your way. Feed it, and it will grow into something huge.
Great riches, recognition, prosperity, or happiness is coming your way.
And it's possible that a fantastic vacation, or a new baby, is coming sooner than you think.



What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are confident and ready to tackle life.
You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!


Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot


Damn...

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You don't really value loyalty.
In your opinion, friendship should be earned.
If you don't agree with someone, it doesn't matter how close you are.
You'll let them (and everyone else know) exactly what you think.

Honesty:

You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.

Generosity:

You don't really value generosity.
Your needs always come first, no matter what.
And you'll possibly help someone else out...
But only if it helps you in return.

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.

 

You Are The Devil

You don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans.
You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts.
At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation.
Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later!

Your fortune:

Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made.
You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down.
It is the time to acknowledge your faults and take steps to overcome them.
It's also the time to let go of any fears or inhibitions that are holding you back.
I used my real name on that one...maybe I should've withheld my middle name.

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.

Generosity:

You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

Just one more...

Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Pride: 60%
Greed: 40%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 63%
You will die in a duel. (I'll still win.)

 

Your Monster Profile



Demon Gaze

You Feast On: Grass

You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters

You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers

What's Your Monster Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/monsternamegenerator/

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I really DO enjoy tormenting hairdressers! (I have really thick hair, but it's really fine as well, and I always ask for layers and stuff...)

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 80%

Wrath: 80%

Gluttony: 60%

Lust: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 20%

Pride: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%

You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.

How Sinful Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/

Oh, come on... I'd be a murderess if I thought I could get away wth it...

Your Pimp Name Is...



Auntie Glider

What's Your Pimp Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pimpnamegenerator/

RAWR...

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew



You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

The Muppet Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/

Bweheeheehee... I enjoy making things explode.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic



Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

http://www.blogthings.com/ifyourlifewasamoviewhatgenrewoulditbequiz/

Cult Classic, eh? Sweet. Kinda like Arsenic and Old Lace, but weirder.

 

Erotic Thriller



You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

http://www.blogthings.com/ifyourlifewasamoviewhatgenrewoulditbequiz/



The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/



You Are Mr. Burns



Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."

The Simpsons Personality Test

http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/

 

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!



Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcrappychristmasgiftareyouquiz/

(Who would ever give a losing lottery ticket as a X-mas present?)

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian



You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

http://www.blogthings.com/howmachiavellianareyouquiz/

(Meh.)

Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% Pure



You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.

http://www.blogthings.com/kissingpuritytest/

(Aw, I'm sweet )

You Are an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie



On the surface, you're a little plain - but you have many subtle dimensions to your personality.
Sometimes you're down to earth and crunchy. Other times, you're sweet and a little gooey.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcookieareyouquiz/

(Nope, I'm gooey. )

Your Porn Star Name Is...



Candy Coxx

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

(Mmm... Candy...)

Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol



You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatartistshouldpaintyourportraitquiz/

(A'ight!)

You Should Learn Japanese



You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatlanguageshouldyoulearnquiz/

(I needed this test to confirm my choice.)

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: June 8



Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.

Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/