Who needs a quiz?

You Are a Centaur



In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

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You're a Wild Drunk



You can't get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/



wow, that drunk one is pretty accurate...

 

...mommy?!
You Are 40% Happy

You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier.
Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.
Oddly enough, the picture accompanying the above statement makes me unhappy.

 

***You Are a Centaur***

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.



***You're a Wild Drunk***

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

 

You Are a Phoenix



Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatureareyouquiz/

 

You Are a Phoenix



Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts.

 

Did you say you want to eat my ass out with a spoon?

 

You're A Passed Out Drunk

Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...


It really is pretty accurate, but I don't drink anymore. And have never been thrown into any car other than an ambulance.

 

You're a Wild Drunk



You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/

 

You Are 76% Happy



You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world.
Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

How Happy Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howhappyareyouquiz/

 

You Should Rule Venus



Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds.

You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself.
Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others.

While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic.
You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself.

What Planet Should You Rule?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetshouldyourulequiz/

 

You Should Rule Jupiter



Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity.

You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind.
You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power.

You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it.
Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out.

What Planet Should You Rule?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetshouldyourulequiz/

 

You Should Rule Mars

Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.
Like Mars, you seem attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down.

You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.
Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others.
What planet should you rule?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetshouldyourulequiz/

Ha ha ha...sorry, Maximus.

 

You Should Rule Mercury



Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.

What Planet Should You Rule?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetshouldyourulequiz/

 

Aha! So Vorak and DE both rule Saturn! Another proof that they're the same person... Or evil Siamese twins!

You Are 28% Happy



You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier.
Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.

How Happy Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howhappyareyouquiz/

Wow.

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream



Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it!

You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavoricecreamareyouquiz/

You Should Rule Saturn



Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.

You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.

You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.

What Planet Should You Rule?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatplanetshouldyourulequiz/

Hehehe...

You've Experienced 36% of Life



You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s.
You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go.

How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchlifeexperiencedoyouhavequiz/