who needs a laugh

Or at any time for that matter.

 

Wait they were good in the hundredyear war
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Qilikatal on 2002-03-22 13:14 ]</font>

 

they were the reason it lasted a hundred years...

 

well you know. They kicked the british soldiers back across the canal.

I would ofcourse like to think that it was the norwegian blood in the frankish veins that kicked the british across the canal. :grin:
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Qilikatal on 2002-03-22 15:39 ]</font>

 

I'll just be here hiding behind these bushes. You Brits feel free to march on up in a straight line whenever you like, m'kay? Don't mind me.

 

One MG42, and a little :rifle:
BAM Mincemeat
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Qilikatal on 2002-03-22 15:57 ]</font>

 

the aussies should side with us... you know, the whole "defunct british colonies" thing :grin:

 

Vlad, I think you seem to have forgotten that without France's help, it is unlikely the USA would have won it's war of independence against Britain.

Also, your suggestion that Australia is useless is highly offensive. Australia is the finest country in the whole damn world. Everyone knows it. You're just jealous :smile:.

Sheriff, I am obviously with you on this one.

 

According to my history books the French did not start helping us until they were pretty sure we were going to win. Even then all they really did was pester the British ships and blockade a couple of cities. The most help that we got in terms of real fighting men came from the Hessians.

When did I say it was useless? Unless you believe that France is useless. It is not totally useless. I mean your country can lay claim to some great things like.......wait a minute I'm thinking........nope, drawing a blank. :razz:

 

i know! i know! it has the highest concentration of deadly animals on the planet! that alone makes australia cool...

 

I say damn your history books and the liars who spawned such fiction.

The War of American Indepence was a ruse to allow us to disengage ourselves from your millstone around our neck without damaging the self-esteem of your fledgling nation.

After we had successfully suckered you into good riddance, we looked around for better countries to colonise, like Australia.

I wouldn't be thanking the French, either, if I were you. They were in on the whole scam. Apparently they wanted to offload some smelly swampland or something.

Feldon, I see you behind that bush. You're lucky I have just put these creases in my stylish uniform (and straightend the tall fur thing on my head), or I'd jolly well be giving you a thrashing.

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you're just pissed cuz you're superiors made you wear a uniform that practically screams "SHOOT ME"...
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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: rosenshyne on 2002-03-22 21:32 ]</font>

 

Vlad, Australia gave us Vegimite (sp?). Oh and Crocodile Dundee

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: ThreeDogs on 2002-03-22 21:34 ]</font>

 

"Vegemite, but Par-will".

And they both resemble axle grease.

*FELDON DUCKS BACK BEHIND THE BUSH*

 

Wait let me think........australia ......hmm........ bananas in pyjamas. And....... no... and wait yes we got that big rock and that funny looking opera.

 

This poor bloke went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some fuck up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor bloke went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him. "Shit!" he moaned. "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!" "Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."

Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. After 56, she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.


There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200 girls to have sex with for a year. The second guy loved to get drunk. So they put him in a room with every beer there ever was to drink for a year. The third guy loved to smoke. So they put him in a room with every kind of cigarette there was to smoke. Two hours later they hear the guy that loved to smoke banging on the door but they say fuck him, he's in there for a year.

A year later they let them out. They first guy came out and he could barely walk, after how many times he had sex. The second guy came out and couldn't walk because he was so drunk. The third guy came out crying. They asked him why he was banging on the door and why he was crying. He said, " I forgot my lighter!"


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Go to http://www.lotsofjokes.com

 

LOL. :lol:

 

i forget where it is but there's also cock rock. (it's a rock shaped like a big cock that formed naturally) the leyland brothers did a thing on it.

"travel all over the countryside, ask the leyland, ask the leyland........"

 

If that were true why did the War of 1812 happen? I say it was because you were sore losers.

With your most violent crimials?
What about South Africa and India. Those worked out for you too.

What the hell are those things anyway?

 

left over parts from merkin removal operations.