Where would you live in Arcanum

Don't forget your arquebus, dear!

 

*postitiones myself in a fancy tank and awaits hostile fire*
bring it on...

 

*has been hiding inside Wolfsbane's tank all along, and throws him out*

 

Dammit, i just sold my gun!

*hides on a bunker*

 

Good one, Vyenna girl!

(I'm gonna regret this, dammit...) Hey, Gabriel! Take this! *throws a rifle at him*

Now, Wolfsbane... *aiming her Colt at him* What were you saying?

 

....

~Fires his looking glass rifle while prowling, dropping Gabriel and preventing a horrible sin on Bunny's part, speaking of parts he uses the scope to admire Bunny from afar before remembering to turn the weapon on Wolfsbane and fire at his kneecaps.~

 

Sorry fellas, but I gotta win this. That´s what I´m saying.
*raising hand and firing a disintegrate bolt at Bunny, while disapearing the next second having used teleport to a, for you people, unknown location*

 

*interrupts the spell, then grabs a hold of Wolfsbane as he teleports. While teleporting, cuts off both his hands, then teleports back to the gang.*

All thanks to my vampiric superspeed. Yay!

 

~Uses his knowledge of the technological disciplines to gather the dispersed particles, reforming the bonds to recreate the atoms in his laboratory. He then places them into proper positions, and opens the chamber door offering Bunny a robe since he had not bothered to reassemble her clothing.~

~Following this miracle of godly science, he closes the blast doors to the laboratory, launching tactical nuclear strikes focused all over the world of Arcanum, resulting in destruction of wolfsbane(your name doesn't deserve a capital letter) regardless of where he retreats to in his cowardice. Using dna from the members of the board he actually respects(don't ask how he acquired it) he clones the other members, and just to be sure of his ultimate victory over his hated enemy he collapses the void in upon itself raising a repulsion field around the poisoned planet to prevent any off-world teleports back onto it's surface as well as releasing his army of rabid badgers to destroy any spacecraft and their crews which land.~

Aww damn vampiric speed beat me to it.

 

Vyenna's my guardian vampire! :heart: I love you, gal!

*feeds the dogs wolfsbane's remains*

Mag, your act was very masculine and impressive.

 

*pets dogs while they eat wolfsbane*

 

*then, just when you thought it was over, the REAL Wolfsbane emerges from your very laboratory and shoots all the clones, and you, in the head.*


Long live well made puppets.

 

*thinks he's dead until he remembers that shooting a grizzly in the skull is like shooting a rock, and that polar bear's have even harder skulls.

 

I haven't heard anyone mention the Tarrasque in a long fucking time, not since my cousin showed me a book with some of the most powerful monsters of movies and games ten years ago.

 

The Dark Elf has no time, no age, no era. He has always existed. And he is from outer space.
*gasp* Are you God, DE?

 

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We're still waiting on our replacement, the last one was still under warranty when that crucifixion accident happened.

 

The funny thing about your avatar, is that it´s not a dark elf. Dark elves are extremely pale, almost white, and have black hair. Not white.
Your avatar is a drow, which is a more evil kind of elf, living in the underground worshipping spiders.

 

Drow are dark elves according to R.A. Salvatore, the man who created them.