What do I do with my time NOW?

Do you have any personal quarrels with me? I am a very impersonal individual.

 

What do I appear to take so seriously?

I take universal truths seriously.

 

Here ya go Garfield:

Race: Kobold
Class: Dirt Stain
Level: 1
STR: 15; DEX: 12; CON: 16; INT: 14; WIS: 8, CHA: 10
Alignment: Idle Neutrality*
Skills: Flailing Defensiveness 13; Mindfuck protection 2**;
Feats: Heedless Bludgeoning, Ununiversal truth acceptance
Class abilities: Intense Seriousness

*You're neutral. More because you don't seem to succeed at being a success or failure in this forum.
**For every two ranks put into mindfuck protection, you get a roll of d20, enabling you to resist a Disturbing Mental Image, if you roll greater than 18. Every two ranks beyond '2' lowers the number required by one.

 

I'm interested!

Name: Grossenschwamm
Race: Anthropomorphic Atomic Reptile
Class: Information sponge
Level: 3 (+3 level adjustment. I've seen too much.)
Str: 18; Dex: 8; Con: 16; Int: 15; Wis: 18; Cha: 13
Will: 16
Fort: 12
Ref: 8
Alignment: Chaotic Didactic
Skills: Knowledge (Google) 6, Watch n00b Flaming 4, Abstract Thought Patterns 6, Craft (Morality) 2
Feats: Trivia Osmosis, Naive Optimism, "Jaded"
Attacks: Breath Weapon (deals 2d6 geek damage, irradiates target)
Slam (1d4 blunt verbal damage), Claw (two 1d3 strikes that only affect the target upon a failed will roll)

 

In RPG's you can choose to have two levels in training, but I cannot remember what it is called.

I think that always trying to be Neutral could be very hard.

Should you have more kinds of Knowledge then?

Okay, a more complete version of mine:

Name: Arthgon
Bodyguard 6 /Hunter of Trolls 3
Race: Half-Drider Half-Draegloth
Str 14, Dex 14, Con 17, Int 14, Wis 15, Cha 16
Alignment:*
Skills: Craft (Flame) 15, Craft (Scripting) 14, Knowledge (Scripting) 14, Perform (Flame) 10, Spot Trolls 12, Survival(TA) 15
Feats: Flame Focus (Trolls), Flame Specialization (Trolls), Greater Constitution, Immunity from Lesser Internet Horrors,
Class Abilities: Protecting others from Flamers, +2 Critical Bonus against Trolls, +2 Saves against Trolls, Smite Trolls
Saving Throws: Fort + 15
Ref + 10
Will + 15
Attacks: Claws (1d4 +2), Bite (1d6 +2), Spells, Poison (1d4 Constitution Damage)
SQ: Flame Resistance 15, Poison, Smite Trolls
Favorite Spells: Hold Trolls, Immunity To Horror

* I have still no idea, what my Alignment is.

 

Name: Jungle Japes
Class: Soldier
Sub-class: Crewchief
Race: Human
Str 18, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 11, Wis 11, Cha 18
Alignment: Chaotic good
Skills: Sarcasm 10, Disarming Humor 8, Bullshit 8
Feats: Greater Weapon Specialization (E-Sword), Destroy Self-Esteem
Attacks: Scathing Remark (+3 E-Sword)
Class Abilities: Immunity to Lesser Images (mental or digital)
Sub-class Abilities: Flight Suit (+1 Charisma, +15 Fire Resistance)

 

:lol: @ Japes. Is gud.

Arthgon, I doubt that time here has anything to do with level, but you are so not Level 9. Level 5 maybe, but not Level 9. Naughty.

 

Oops...perhaps I was a bit naughty. Is this better?

Classes: Bodyguard 3/ Hunter of Trolls 2
Alignment: [place here alignment]

 

Much better. Well done.

Goddammit, you guys have no idea how hard I'm having to fight the urge to create a game based on D&D with a good solid helping of internet geekery. An epic war between the nerds and the trolls...

 

Xaio, you totally should work on it. I'll help if you want me to.

 

Ask me again in December. I'm friggin' busy right now.

 

No, just never got into it.

 

Wow that search engine is......different to say the least.