Well, I'm leaving. Goodbye...

You know, it's the usual... I use to wake up in the middle of day, in my luxurious king-size bed were I sleep with a dozen hot virgins to make things comfortable, then I get my breakfast consisting on Russian Caviar and Dom Perignon served by my top-model servant girls. When I'm done with breakfast, it's time for my daily massage, which I receive from my specially selected thai masseuses - you wouldn't know what these girls can do, it's very, ehum, shall we say, relaxing.

After massage, I'm all ready to go to the Dojo for my daily Karate/Aikido/Kendo practice, all of those sports were they had to add the 11th Dan grade simply because nothing else would suit my greatness.

Naturally, the training makes me perspirate, and that's why I felt the need to build a private bathhouse on my property. It's in Japanese style, with hot springs and such which I imported from Japan. The springs are nowhere as hot as my private bath attendants though...

After the bath, it's time for dinner. I've always considered dinner one of the most important features of the day, and therefore I wouldn't dream of having nothing but the best the world has to offer - as a rule of thumb my daily dinner costs roughly the same amount the US spends on its military every day, which I've come to recognize as the least acceptable level.

After dinner, I like to spend some time in front of my high-powered computer, a state of the art machine that would make Deep Blue look like a calculator in comparison. This is the time at which I play games, which have been specifically designed for me by my private team of game developers, the best in the world of course. I also enter the forum and throw in a few entries just for the hell of it every day.

After I've got tired of sitting in front of the computer, I walk out to the garage and take seat in the Bentley - I have a neat collection of vehicles of course, ranging from Ferraris to Boeing 747's, but I'm quite fond of the Bentley. I don't know why, perhaps it's the interior, magnificently done in mahogny and gold. While my British butler drives the car, I inspect my property, which is based upon Neros golden house, only bigger.

After the inspection, it's time for me to go to bed with a new set of unexpended virgins. As I've said, nothing special.

You lucky bastard!