Wanna ICQ cyber? (Warning: long)

Don't worry i knew for a long time .

 

Ah! So that explains the little snot-nosed kid that kept lurking around the sporting goods section at Wal-mart when Luchaire and I were on the trampoline. It all makes sense now.

I understood the 72 gallons of mayonnaise (Thanks, by the way - was lubrilicious) ...but why the rabid bollweevils? I mean, it's one thing to have an unhealthy obsession with Chairman Mao, but as far as anti-capitalistic political statements go, that was the worst yet.

And the sudden, random allusions to "Captain Winkypants - master of the Kielbasa Sausage" are just in plain bad taste if you ask me.

Try a little harder next time, Slug Bug, and maybe you'll get a cookie.

 

You could have....

But then cookie monster up and ate it.



Whoopsie!

...to add insult to injury, afterwards he decided to be pleasured by a small child:



Sorry, DU! Maybe the proletariat masses will band together, under Chairman Mao's leadership, and bake you one. (Eat it fast, though, because cookie monster gets hungry after much pleasuring.)

 

Ahh, my poor Windmills.. It seems we have corrupted you beyond return. I knew it would happen, what with all the time you spend here.

And by the way, I was not pleasuring him in that picture. He was just laughing at a joke I told him. See? Look at his face. He's laughing.





Ok, so I was pleasuring him.

 

Retard, it's not only me that has been corrupted.

It seems that your skill in pleasuring cookie monster, has turned him into a fiend. He will stop at nothing to get more More MORE children to pleasure him, wherever he may find them. Children everywhere are not safe.

And it's all retard's fault.

Observe here, how he forces yet ANOTHER small child down to give him oral pleasure:



See what you've done, Retard? The whole world weeps.

 

Retard what have you done.

 

It's not my fault. He said he loved me. And he promised he would call. I was enraptured by his big blueness.










Windmills, you truly are sick. I am ashamed of what we have done to you. Hope your husband doesn't find out and want to kick our asses.

 

If he dose can i watch.

 

Yes, he would kick my ass. Your's too. See, he's Asian. They're all bad-ass mutherfuckers. They can like, do shit with chopsticks and reduce you to a quivering pile of ooze. Baaaaaad.

 

What do u mean he kick my ass i didn't do anything i think??

 

He will kick your ass anyway cause he is a asian. They're all bad-ass mutherfuckers. They can like, do shit with chopsticks and reduce you to a quivering pile of ooze.
Not to mention the thing they do with a cheesegreater, salt, a thong, a kaktus and a guitar. (shudders)

 

The only thing a Chinaman can whoop ass on is a box of rice.

 

You've just uncovered the secret storyling to C&C generals! Good job Darkwalker

 

He won't kick my ass will he like i am a 0 i think chop sticks hmm well i got a fork.

 

Uh, translation anybody?

 

He china man a he black belt and all that or what or is he just china man lol. Do you think he kick our asses if he dose then i want a grave with a dragon on it. How come Wind mills dont post anymore here???

 

Well...ya'see...there's a fine line in my book between what I find amusing, and utterly stupid.

I'm afraid the thread has crossed that line. Should things pique my interest in the future, I'll letcha know.

 

I ask for a translation, and this is what I get?! Calgon, take me away.