Discussion in 'Arcanum 2 Suggestion Forum' started by Mag the Bloody-handed, Oct 13, 2005.
What happens if you tip him over?
Did you ever attack him with a straw? If you did, would it be considered assault or assault with a deadly weapon? Is it possible for him to catch scurvy? If he did, would he die of the scurvy first, or the irony?
No I never attacked him with a straw or tipped him over, I was only a patient in the asylum for a short period of time.
And now everything gets all clear, like clean glass.
So, you and this "friend" of yours... you really can see him shaving in your bathroom mirror every morning can't you?
He wasn't a friend of mine. I was only a patient there briefly(one day) because of my anger problems as a child.
Now I feel neither anger, nor any other emotion in quantities high enough to even merit mention.
You're John Kerry aren't you.
I thought they'd given up that whole lobotomy business.
It wasn't a lobotomy, merely a shift to an uncaring outlook on life.
No, I am NOT John Kerry. I am not old enough to enter politics yet.
Sixty-Five: Senior Citizen's Discount Card.
After twenty-one your age bonuses really begin to suck.
Here we have a progressive age limit on politics. 25 for House, 30 for Senate, and 35 for President. It's like school. You can just graduate up the line.
Here in Sweden, I believe you can run for any political office once you're eighteen, even that of Prime Minister. This means I'm two years behind schedule.
If you take over Sweden can I have some of it? I want to make a theme-park. I'll call it Walrus World.
Can you send me a walrus hat and t-shirt?
Provided that you bring the walruses, you ignorant tard of a yankee. There's only one word for the likes of you... you knapsu!
Oh come on, there are walruses in Sweden. It's a cold, icy wasteland, like Greenland.
Yeah, and I heard there are wild penguins roaming the american forests...
That's foolishness, they only hang out in Alaska.
The only wild animal native to New York State is the Chicken McNugget.
Foxes live in alot of large cities in America.
We have raccoons. And black bears. Little fuckers keep thinking they can handle me, I've got like three feet and four hundred pounds on the little bastards.
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