The Diabolical Curse Generator!

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  1. Vlad the Imposter

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    *in an announcers voice*

    Sicko Entertainment, in cooperation with Milo productions, is proud to present "I Know What You Did With the Neighbor's Dog". Starring, Jarnior, a jar of peanut butter, and Rufus the Wonderdog!

    *On video and DVD*
     
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    it should be spanky the dog...
     
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    Also in the state of Washington, a Bremerton couple, Christopher and Emily Coulter, were engaging in bondage games when Christopher suggested spreading peanut butter on his genitals and letting Rudy, their Irish setter, lick them clean. Sadly, Rudy lost control and began tearing at Christopher's penis and testicles. Rudy refused to obey commands and a panicked Emily threw a large bottle of perfume at the dog. The bottle broke, covering the dog and Christopher with perfume. Startled, Rudy leaped back and tore away Christopher's penis. While trying to get her unconscious husband in the car to take him to hospital, Emily fell twice, injuring her wrist and ankle. Christopher's penis was in a Styrofoam ice cooler. 'Chris is just plain lucky,' said the surgeon who spent eight hours reattaching the penis. 'Believe it or not, the perfume turned out to be very fortuitous. The high alcohol content, which must have been excruciatingly painful, helped sterilize the wound. Also, aside from it being removed, the damage cause by the dog's teeth to the penis is minimal. It's really a very stringy piece of flesh.' Mr Coulter stands an excellent chance of regaining the use of his limb and Washington animal control has no plans to seize Rudy.
     
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  4. rosenshyne

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    where did you find that?!?!?! actually, on second thought, i don't even want to know... although, i just had a thought... if you enter the words "peanut butter" and "penis" in a search engine, how many responses will you get?
     
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    (23 January 2001, Pennsylvania) Every home needs a handyman for those essential home remodeling tasks. But not every homeowner knows how to get the job done, so professionals are sometimes called in to help. Enter William, 25, whose employer sent him to the home of a Bethlehem man to help renovate the basement.

    William was using a portable miter saw that requires quite a bit of concentration. When our hero's attention slipped, so did the saw, which sliced off his hand at the wrist. As if losing a limb weren't bad enough, the injured man proceeded to shoot himself in the head a dozen times with a pneumatic nail gun in an attempt to end his misery.

    The homeowner ventured downstairs to check on the remodeling, but found the basement empty. He was about to leave when his dog discovered William whimpering in the corner, nails protruding from his scalp.

    The owner of the company arrived at the scene, located the missing limb, wrapped it in a clean plastic sandwich bag, and sent it with William to the hospital.

    At least a dozen 1-1/2 inch nails were removed from William's head at St. Luke's Hospital in Fountain Hill, and the severed hand was reattached.

    go to http://www.darwinawards.com
     
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    rosenshyne, let me get this right, your a chick with a boyfriend who get's turned on by other women.......... your boyfriend must be the horniest man in the world. :thumbup:
     
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    go figure...
     
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  8. Qilikatal

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    Or perhaps she is just really ugly. :grin:
     
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    ...

    _________________
    "just think of my lips as the fruit roll-ups of love. *beat* that was kind of gross, wasn't it?" -xander

    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: rosenshyne on 2002-03-26 10:16 ]</font>
     
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    *Backs away slowly*

    Man, you're boyfriend is lucky as, but he doesn't appreciate it...
     
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    (Looks upp from cover) It was a joke okay? notthing serious. Getting a little mad are we?
    Jinxed -NOPE

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    <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Jinxed on 2002-03-26 01:44 ]</font>
     
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    Q, i'm overly sensitive about my looks... i know you were joking, but your comment still hurt me pretty bad... so if you'll apologize for calling me... that word, i apologize for flaming you...
     
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    Sorry about that little remark rosenshyne.
     
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    Darwin Awards... 1998 I think. I'm pulling articles off there for funny newspaper stories that I can use in my Arcanum modules.

    Google = Results 1 - 10 of about 6,130. Search took 0.11 seconds

    Here's a link: insecure :smile:
     
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