The Bad Translator!

A few more...

"Common sense really isn't so common."
...becomes...
"The truth is everything."

And my favorite:

"Objective morality is nonexistent."
...becomes...
"But they exist."

[edit]

"Bend over."
...becomes...
"House of Representatives."

[edit]

"Curiosity killed the cat."
...becomes...
"Curiosity killed the cat / Got enough curiosity."

"This translator sucks."
...becomes...
"After the dog."

 

Poetry hour!


"The woods are lovely, dark and deep But I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep."

...56 translations later we get:

"Good evening to bless the darkness has passed."



"They tell me, shaking their heads: 'You should be kinder... You are somehow furious.' I used to be kind. It didn't last long."

...56 translations later we get:

"Skouris said "children are bad for me ..." I need time"



"Therefore I lie with her and she with me, And in our faults by lies we flatter'd be."

...56 translations later we get:

"Home salahku"




"Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me. The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality."

...56 translations later we get:

"For his death, which does not exist, he fought death .. Is Sentenced to say"

 

"That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and in strange eons even death may die."

...56 translations later we get:

"Dead fish, whatever."


"That is not dead which can eternal lie and in strange eons even death may die."

...56 translations later we get:

"I always knew that death is always death."



"Interesting the difference a couple commas can make."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the area."

 

Original text:

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. My milkshake is better than yours."

...56 translations later we get:

"All Villagers and children. You should use more milk."





Original text:

"Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man, sing us a song tonight. Yes we're all in the mood for a melody, and you've got us feeling all right."

...56 translations later we get:

"Secretary of guangdong Province, entertainment, and now the song. Yes, I know, music and humor."






Original text:

""Hi guys, the Internet isn't really a big deal anymore, kthxbai!" -- Prince"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hello, this is a problem kthkbai - no comment."