Swyft just doesn't leave

Okay - so who the hell is Swyft's mother?

 

Hahaha ^^ I can't believe you guys fell for that! Swyft has no goddamn mothetr who bitches and moans at you or something like that. At first, I thought you'd all see through that one as a joke. You didn't.
Now, I really wish that she had a mother. It would be fun slicing her or something like that.

 

*begins to tie the rope on the gallows*

 

*Testing trap door of gallows*

 

Don't tell me you played the game with new characters just to find her?! Hahahahaha^^
And for your sake, I hope that's a suicide rope, and not meant for me. Otherwise, I'll have to call me friend Norris to beat the two of you up a bit.

 

Hey Frigo, can I get about a foot of that rope? I need to make a little "adjustment" on this door.

As for Mr. Norris - Thanks to my time at Fischer Plumbing and Heating, I just happen to know what will drive him up the nearest wall in two seconds or less. A dripping faucet.

No shit - cross my heart!

 

No... I'm pretty sure it's not him. He just says