Smuel's good morning extravaganza

I haven't even left for work yet and I'm already thinking about 5:30. Good morning?

 

Good morning, all.

Hey, stop picking on Smuel, you guys.

 

Re:

Whaaa? That's like saying don't breathe!

Good for nothing.

 

Last time I checked, forums get boring when everyone is nice to each other.

Not to say we all should make a Panda Pile on Smuel.

Good Morning.

 

Are you sure about that?

Good night.

 

Last I heard, pandas are practically extinct. So I assume that the creatures depicted in No.9's image are actually puppies that have been painted to look like pandas.

Good morning.

 

I read this as "people are practically extinct" and started to imagine a world where puppies are all painted to look like people. I am fine with this.



Yeah, it's morning.

 

I believe that certain people in this forum live in a world where people are painted, or dressed up, to look like puppies. I am disturbed by this.

Good morning.

 

Writing my thesis at half 3 in the a.m. - what could be better?

Also, good morning.

 

Wednesday noon, but the university's printing service takes a day to bind and print it so really to be on the safe side I have to submit it late tonight/early Tuesday morning. I only have about 1500 words left to write now and I feel like what I've produced is of a good standard so fingers crossed I should be in the clear.

Good Morning the II.

 

Ah, it's the old story. Boy meets girl. Boy gets given a writing assignment. Boy leaves it until the last minute, but manages to succeed in spite of his dreadful time management skills. Girl plays no significant part in the story.

Good morning.

 

Well done, Jojobobo.

That's an impressive achievement.

Kudos, sir, and q'aplah.

Q'aplah everyone.

 

Let it be known that Jojobobo is now a man, and shall henceforth be known by his full name Johnson Johnson Boris Boris.

Good morning.

 

Jack Jack Black Black?
Johnny Johnny Bravo Bravo?
Justin Justin Bieber Biebier?
Good Good Morning Morning.

 

What achievement is that, my finishing a master's project or my demonstrable laziness? Either way, thanks!

As a riveting update, I missed the last print deadline offered by my uni's printing service and pretty much lost my shit. My back up plan was to go to the next town over where they have last minute printing services and get it done there, though that would have meant travelling in the opposite direction to the uni in the morning and risk getting caught it traffic hence missing the deadline. My department demands that the front and back cover for these projects be printed on salmon coloured card (obviously) which the other printing services don't have, so I just made a mad dash onto campus to get some from the academic office as they can supply it should you choose to use a different printing service.

When I get onto campus and see the secretary, they give me materials which I'd normally have to buy and say I can actually bind it myself in the academic photocopying room as they have a device made for spiral binding as long as I print it myself - which as my fiancée's dad owns a small office supplies business means I always have adequate supplies of ink and stuff like that. Ordinarily, they don't let students know about it as 40 or people trying to use one machine wouldn't work out. What this means is, I've just saved myself about £30 of printing costs and effectively extended my deadline so I can give my project a real polish.

The moral of the story is, laziness always pays.

Well I have always thought if Anne Frank was alive she'd be a fan of mine, so why not?

Good evening.

 

Finishing your master's is very impressive.

Your laziness doesn't even register on the ytzk scale, which is measured in years spent smoking bongs in your underpants.

'morning, all.