Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Are you saying good morning? That's what I'm saying.

Good morning.

 

Good morning all!

 

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Having recently become a father, I finally discovered how to get that peace and quiet I so sorely need: carbon monoxide.

Also, good evening.

 

Ten good mornings, posted in a thread.
Ten good mornings, posted in a thread.
And if one good morning should be accidentally said,
There'll be nine good mornings, posted in a thread.

Good morning.

 

Nine good mornings, posted in a thread.
Nine good mornings, posted in a thread.
And if one good morning should be accidentally said,
There'll be eight good mornings, posted in a thread.

Good morning.

 

Today because I put too much presure through glassware that had a small crack in it, it completely split apart and I ended up getting sprayed with chloroform. I have to say, I found it far less enjoyable than when I get sprayed by those people I hire once a month.

Also, good evening.

 

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You know what they say - it's not what you have, it's what you do with it that counts.

Good morning.

 

You know what they say - better to have several small cocks than one big one.

Good lunchy lunchtime.

 

Good morning. Spring forward!

 

Boing! Good morning.

 

I just noticed that the protagonist of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea is Monsieur Arronax. How about that?

Good morning.

 

I pay homage,
You borrow,
He plagiarizes.

Good morning.

 

No wait, it's actually 'Aronnax'.

 

Good morning.

 

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

 

How are you gentlemen!!

Good morning.