Smuel's good morning extravaganza

That was actually lovely; it sounds like something straight out of a Glass-family story.

 

My future mother in law complemented my cooking twice today, making this a good evening.

 

I hate to break it to you, man, but that water on the floor is not from tears. Good morning.

 

This is how I hate all of you, yet I return to greet all of you a jolly Good Morning And Damned be those that don't find this morning extra fucking jolly and enjoy the rest of this fucking awesome day.

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe.

 

An extravagant good morning to one and all.

 

And another. Good morning.

 

Manually ground coffee after 6 hours of sleep indicates a good afternoon.

 

It's probably better than my non-tired Good Morning after no hours of sleep.

 

I habitually get less sleep than I need, because it seems that the time of the day that I'm most awake is late in the evening. So I just don't feel like going to bed until very late. Then the next day I'm struggling to stay awake all morning and afternoon, vowing to myself that THIS night will be the one I'll be sensible and go to bed at a reasonable time. Then suddenly it's 1:30am and I'm all like "Whee! Cats on the internet!" and the whole vicious cycle repeats itself.

Anyway, tonight I'm planning to get an early night. Good morning.

 

Set your wake-up time, and stop eating 16 hours before that - you'll get tired from a lack of chemical energy and fall asleep at a more reasonable time. This is a more or less natural way to reset your circadian rhythm and allow for a more reasonable schedule. If it works for you it would ensure a Good Morning.

 

Tried just that today. Unexpectedly asleep about 9 a.m., woke up about 2 p.m. Note to self: less blood in my caffeine system next time. That being said, good afternoon.

 

So that didn't work - I didn't go to bed until after 2am, but that's okay because it was a Friday, and tonight I'm definitely going to go to bed at a reasonable hour. Definitely.

By the way, the problem is not that I can't fall asleep - I guess I'm actually quite lucky that when I DO go to bed I fall asleep pretty quickly - the problem is that I don't FEEL like going to bed, because I'm wide awake.

Anyway, good morning.

 

You know when I go to bed? Never, because sleep is for quitters.

 

I use evaporated cane juice in my coffee to ensure a Good Morning.