Sex and relationships

My, how droll! That is as much fun as I presumed it would be. Thank you for that indulgence!

And thank you for the encouraging words, Wolfsbane.

 

Well it was amusing if nothing else.

 

Don't force it, just allow it to flow naturally, like peeing

 

I apologize for taking so long to post my retort, i was playing Arcanum.

 

That's no excuse for not using the Edit button though.

 

opcorn:

 

Okay, now I'm getting the chips and soda.
*pulls up a chair*

 

I'll be honest and say that I missed those typographical errors. Then again, those aren't the points I was bickering with Jewlguy about. My issue was his complete inability/refusal to capitalize and/or spell check his posts. It isn't terribly difficult. Hell, chrome underlines any/all works that I may miss-spell. It doesn't catch the grammatical faux pas (it doesn't seem to like faux, but I think I spelled it correctly :\ ) that are made, but those are easily correctable. Xiphi, welcome to the forum. Davis, good to know you're sticking around. I'm honestly a tad sad that Jewlguy left, simply due to a curiosity as to what he made, but he was an ass in his last post, and he never capitalized anything. Also, you should know that, no matter what ever happens, you can count on Philes to be narrow minded. Lastly, to close this post, I'd like to state that I'm angry because usually I check this late at night, on the nights when I can't sleep. My posting here is usually due to an already pissed off state of being, and this generally provides a means, through humor or stress release, for me to unwind. I'mn't saying that this is any justification for my actions, and my treating those whom are new around here like they're absolute idiots, but that also isn't going to prevent me from continuing to do so. We get a lot of people whom we're much happier with them not sticking around, and so we're rude to make sure they go away.

*pulls up a chair next to Papa_dog* You seen Xiao around? This thing isn't nearly as warm or cuddly.

 

*pulls up a chair on the other side of her Puppy* Wrap your horse around your head, DarkFool, my personal space is called that for a reason. And I have an increasingly good security system. *chuckle*

This ought to be entertaining. Puppy, swap you some chips for a couple of cookies.

 

Xiao:Cookies for chips is always a deal. *snuggle*

DF: Don't make me bite you.

Who ever DF was addressing because I'm too lazy to check his post again: DF is also known for his inventive contractions and it is expected of him. (purple mesh fucks with the brain cells)

 

I, in turn, appreciate your thorough explanation, DarkFool.

Way to roll with the punches, Xiphi.

 

I appreciate the compliment, but do not understand what are the proverbial punches I am rolling with.

 

I was referring to my calling you an asshole and you taking it well.

 

Ooh...I almost read that wrong. The wording had to be juuust right....

 

That's laughable! I really wish I had intended to word it that way.

 

It's funny how just a couple key words in a sentence can cause your eyes to completely rearrange the statement into something totally unrelated.

 

Or it could just be a symptom of a filthy, filthy mind. *grin* I read it wrong, and it kept me laughing all evening.

 

Reading this thread is like trying to read Nicholas Nickelby. Too many run-on sentences, and not enough substance.

 

Who is Nicholas Nickelby and is his work worth digging out?