Riddles...

I've been banned from that thread, it would seem I am not very funny :sick:

 

No, it isn't.

 

Who is both a master and a journeyman?

 

Correct, another one:

I cost no money to use,
Or conscious effort to take part of.
And as far as you can see,
there is nothing to me.
But without me, you are dead.

 

He pissed himself.

Another 'Rubber' one - loads of answers.

Someone who is a master at one thing, and a journeyman of another thing of course!

Life?

 

Nope

 

air?

 

Master by name, Journeyman by title... Riddle Master


The bar one, yeah he had the hiccups.

I'd say air as well or something similar like Oxygen. Or Pepperoni.

 

Air is correct, new one:

A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn.
The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks.
Who carried the heavier load and why?

 

It could be farmer who carries heaviest load. If that hired help carried two empty sacks...

 

Or it could be because the hired help was more than two men, making their average load less than one sack each.

 

One from me.

Whoever has it is angry
whoever lost it is angrier
whoever won it has it no more.

 

This one is correct, new:
Bury deep,
Pile on stones,
My mind will always
Dig up them bones

 

Temper?

A psycopathic homocidal maniac?

 

Nope.

 

:roll:

 

(btw, Rat, yes that is correct)

 

Don't forget my riddle.

 

Damn, that was a while back. This is the one, right?

Is it a windsock?

 

Yes, right riddle.

Windsock? What's windsock?