Interesting premise Tekkus; however, to counter-point; we never HAD to do a god damn thing. You did, it was YOUR assignment. You asked the general forum to help, and you did it in a way which gave the distinct impression that we're customer service personnel who would be absolutely elated to be at your service. Well, we ACTUALLY aren't. We're forumers, we post here, and, personally speaking, if I knew the answer to your query and didn't think you were coming off presumptious from the get-go and dickish for the second, I would help you. Unfortunately, this site does not exist for the sole purpose of being an encyclopedia. We have a great deal of information; you're welcome to peruse it and, if you phrase it nicely, we might even help. But just because you assume we're all sitting around our computers waiting for the opportunity to answer all your questions doesn't mean we are. Sorry to disappoint. As per the 'flame war', the first direct insult actually came from your ever-more-intelligent sounding word hole. You made a request, Japes responded sarcastically, but not really argumentatively, while Fish chimed in with a slightly more edgy, but still relatively benign post, basically saying 'no, I won't do your homework for you.' Grimm gave you a fairly obvious, but well-meant suggestion, then DE made fun of Wikipedia. Then you started flaming because you're an immature little bitch who thinks we care about your problems. Unfortunately, I couldn't care less, and I doubt most of the people here care a single iota more than I do. I mean, I'd help if I could, but I can't, so tough shit. Do your own work. Now, let me keep this lucid. This isn't the 'quality of response' you get when you post an inquiry. Or when you appraise the forum of things that you 'discover,' although when you use diction that makes yourself sound like an explorer, navigating the dark forests of Google, you do sound like an ass. If you post something interesting, it'll be well-received. If you ask a question that has an answer, it'll be answered. If you demand an answer, because for some reason we owe you one, we're probably going to be stuck in another predicament where I, or another of our quite qualified members, is going to have to, once again, make you look like a fool and a jackass. And so, if you would like to engage in "tard smacking time," I would be happy to bitch slap you around like your momma when she doesn't pay her pimp, but we really don't have to engage in such a droll exercise in my own intellectual superiority over you. It's quite unbefitting, don't you agree? P.S. your subject-verb agreement is off in the last paragraph of your attempt at a rant. English really isn't that difficult, so I implore you to go learn the language correctly, else you risk continuing to look like the stupid fucktard you appear to be now.