Preorder your copy of Vampire!

Q: Is preordering a copy of Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines your ticket to heaven?
A: Heaven is an imaginary construct of the ruling class designed to keep the subjugated peoples of the world from questioning their place in the caste system. So, yes.

Actually, it really only gets you a t-shirt. And gives me a reason to make a stupid post in this section of the forum.

Apologies to the Onion AV Club for blatant content stealing