Pluto Not a Planet?

Or a Disney character.

As for the Pro-Pluto Rebellion, there was some movement in that direction over in the Easily Stirred States, exactly because of the alleged illegality of the vote on the matter.

Personally, I couldn't care less whether the chunk of ice is called a planet or not. What difference does it make? What difference does it make for Pluto, who is surely the aggrieved party, if such is to be had?

 

Meh when the earth gets hit by an asteroid and everybody dies, it wont matter anyway...

 

Well you know its true. Who will care whether pluto is a planet then hmmmmm?

 

But if all of the oceans are destroyed, there is nothing your soft, starfish body can bathe and masterbate in.

 

Easily solved. Get a bigger comet, then tell comet one that comet two said his formation point is a shithole, and watch comet one get mad. He'll revolve on over to comet two and then, bam, gravitational bitch slap. Then you'll have one, big, brain damaged comet with an altered direction of velocity that's likely to stumble into a planet or something.

 

Or a forum. There tend to be a lot of braindead, bitch-slapped inanimate objects posting bullshit here and there.

We haven't really lost a planet per se, we've just gained a new subclass. Now there are dwarf planets, including Pluto, Ceres, among others, that will bring the overall planet count of our cute little solar system to 12.

I just await the day that they finally realize that Mars is a pirate planet.

 

What the hell is so appealing about a planet called "the red dwarf"?

 

Never seen Arnold Judas Rimmer amuse his crew mates, have you, Telcontar?

 

Is this some stupid Star Trek episode or something.

 

Read.

With a name like "Rimmer", I'd imagine he could toss an excellent salad.

 

Wow. Salad. That should be nice for dinner...
Anyway, Mars couldnät possible be reclassified as a dwarf because it's just to big. It's against the same physical laws that keep the elks from lossing a battle.

 

I don't know about that. An elk is a gigantic species of deer with large antlers and a bad disposition to match, and yet a tiny bullet that weights but a few ounces can easily take it down in a head-to-head "battle."

 

That's not because the bullet or the hunter wins. That's because the elk is bored and wanna go to the life after this one. They might pretend they don't wanna get caught, but thats only a show.

 

Or you just huffed ether and also thing geese hold the path to redemption.

 

Why the hell dont they just drop dead or jump of a cliff or jump into a river to get to the "afterlife" if they are too bored to run for their lives?