OT: The truth about Female Dwarves and Icewind Dale

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  1. Eros Rex

    Eros Rex New Member

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    Eros Rex, Dec 23, 2001
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    Ok I got Icewind Dale I am serious I did not know it was a Baldurs Gate clone! I just thought 20.00 was a goood price for a game that I heard was good. So far I like BG better but at least I found out the truth about female dwarves. It seems wanna the First NPC's you met in the game in a tavern is a female dwarf with a beard who tells you that ALL female dwarves have beards. (and you guys think I'M kinky) :roll:

    Also since I met her in a town at a tavern alone. I would assume that they can travel wherever they wish. they just must be very rare. Which might explain why you would only find them in sideshows :razz:
     
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    Jarinor, Dec 23, 2001
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    You do realise that the 'truth' about female dwarves is going to differ from game to game, book to book and urban legend to urban legend don't you?
     
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    Dragoon, Dec 24, 2001
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    The truth about female dwarves is that due to unknown reasons male dwarves are sure that every male of every race is very attracted to dwarven females thus they hide them away.
     
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    Sheriff Fatman, Dec 24, 2001
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    You must be thinking of female hobbits, Dragoon. Now they're sexy!

    The truth about female dwarves is that they had more sense than to stray into Arcananum, where their fate might include being used as brood mare by ogres, being held captive on an island of convicts, or - if she's lucky - becoming one of madam lil's delectable delights.
     
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    Dragoon, Dec 24, 2001
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    Utter 100% Pervert :smile: You really like girls with hairy feet? :p

    This sounds reasonable taken into consideration that dwarves are really though species.


    As bodyguards???
     
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    carlstar, Dec 25, 2001
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    it isnt mulva

    hairy feet are fine untill you start finding hair in your teeth or is that from something else.
    those are forgotton realms dwarfs. theyre so weak they only have six stats instead of eight. they even have class restrictions. whats that about. those dwarfs are just wrong. dont fall for there evil ways.

    icewind dale is kinda ass. no one joins you. its over and you say thank me...opps, god for that.
     
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    Eros Rex, Dec 27, 2001
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    Jeeezz Janior do you get a kick out of dumping on everything I post? I mean it is really getting old. Everytime I read a post from you it has to be some kind of Dis. Will you ligten up and let people be? Damn...
     
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