my kid is still the most beautiful creature on earth...

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  1. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I didn´t mean that. They... Well, they leave a little "something" behind.
    Something nasty.
     
  2. rEt.aR.d

    rEt.aR.d New Member

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    Why don't you just say they shit all over the place?
     
  3. Qilikatal

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    Hey piopio is back, where have you been?
    now for something complestly different:

    QILIKATALS guide to how to make really original christmas preasants from moose shit.
    1.Gather mooseshit
    2. Dry the moseshit
    3. Dip the mooseshit in parafine.
    4. Put the shit in a jar and give it to someone you REALLY want to surprise.

    The mooseshit will burneasily and with great flame whenever you light it, say if you need that extra energy to light the fire.
     
  4. rEt.aR.d

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    Was I missing? Say, what is this "Time" thing you all talk about?
     
  5. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    My parents used to sell mooseshit to stupid japanese people when they were younger. They said it protected against bad spirits. Sold as fast as hot butter melts in sunshine.
     
  6. Sofokl

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    Good economical (economic) idea ! Had your parents employed some people in gathering of shit not to do it by themselves ? maybe I will find mooseshit factory :)
     
  7. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I belive they picked it themselves :thumbdown: But they wore gloves, I'm sure of that...
     
  8. Sofokl

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    How you think they would do it WITHOUT gloves ? :???: :puke:
     
  9. rEt.aR.d

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    Damn, Japanese are desperate for protection against bad spirits. Wait...

    It all makes sense now! The store owner must be Japanese!
     
  10. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    ... Right. Of course. Never heard of the common Japanese store-attendants, have you? Shame on you...
     
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