Madman’s confessional

Ok... whatever you say. Retards a guy then.

 

amazingly enough, retard belongs to the ranks of married forum members...

 

How many married people among us, then?

 

I seem to have a very strange question that’s been floating around in my head for about a week now. It’s not directed at anything or anyone, it’s just there.

The question is…
If I kill you , will you die?

 

Not unless I want to.

 

Can’t flush toilet, if I do demons come. Noooooo… it stinks it stinks. [FLUSH]. Demon comes out of spinning water “come child you must return to your cell.â€￾ “no I wont do it, you’ll haft to kill me.â€￾ Child starts to run, a horde of demons starts to poor out of the toilet and following him down the hall. The child runs up the stairs and slams the door to his room, a darkness soon cover the light that once shone through the crack under the door. The boy starts to push his bead with all his might moving it agents the door. The doorknob starts to turn just as the bed is moved against the door. The door swings open throwing the bed aside like it was bucket, reveling the large demonic rat on the other side of the door. It stare at the boy wondering what to o with him, the boy started to run for the window but it was locked. The rat moaned and soon the other demons followed the rat into the room. It grabbed the boy and opening its large mouth bit off the boys head, after spitting his head out the window and into a near by pool, the demons returned to there watery slumber.
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If the grammar/spelling/wording sucks that’s because I never checked it. This was just something I decided to create off the beginning fraise to… add to the thread.

I have no idea where that came from :-? , I just let the words flow from my mind/fingers.

I think it came from the fraise “can’t sleep, Clowns will eat meâ€￾ it was said as a joke by a friend.

The beginning was pretty weird, but I liked the ending.

 

Actually, you can kill him, however, he comes back rather rapidly. I know, he filled me with cement, cut me apart and then died of shock when I reappeared. Oh, and yes, I did sit there and vent up above, but my annoyance wasn't really aimed at you. It was aimed at an exgf because we had one of those cheesy/stupid angst fights, and I'd rather you thought me dumb and incapable of holding an arguement than her. It's time for me to go though, so I'll randomly re-appear later. ^_^ *puts on a tutu and sneaks towards DE* I'm goin' tickle you with a feather!

 

sheriff is also married. i'm indignant on his behalf...

 

Hmmm… maybe you have a sense for weird humor after all.

That part was really funny. :lol:

 

The way DE may chomp DarkFool's head is funnier.

 

Heh... Are you a subscriber or a collaborator of that site?