Limerick thread *crossed out* Rhyme Thread

it sure does

 

Nobody seems to be rhyming.

 

Better keep this thread up
Or you'll get all fucked up
Punks you better back up
Or Ill get all hot up
And Ill bust this place up
Then Ill blast your chops up
Now ya'll better shutup
If you wanna wake up
Tommorrow with your head up
Where its supposed to be
And not in some trash can close to me
Be a good boy and get a pat on your back
Or be a fucker and wear your ass as a hat

 

u cant do nothing
u wish u could do something
but u can not
that is y u smoke pot
that is everything

 

Is that all you got?
Thats no match for meeee
You cannot get hot
Cuz I'm the MCeeee

 

Here is a note
whose secrets shine bright
when viewed beside The Mushroom's
bright firelight.

 

I bought a sheepe in Nice
But she just made me sneeze
So I shaved of her fleece
Ole Ioo had no need
His hairy back gave plenty of heat
So I draped it on Quethim
Which made him look pretty sexy

 

The fleece mind you

 

?!?!

Wicky wild, wicky wicky wild... uke:

Rhyming is all right, but corny rap is going too far.

 

*shudders atop Quethim's back*

 

You ride em high cowboy

 

YEEE HAWWWW!!!



GIDDYUP!!!

 

HaHa, after the draping.

 

This is a thread for rhyming
Don't you put shit in here
Or I'll delete this wild thing
And then come after thee

 

There once was a man from Arcanum,
Messing around with uranium.
His todger glowed green,
and from miles could be seen,
Stuffed into a sheep duodenum.

 

There once was a girl called Milo
She mistook a toilet for a food sillo

 

Forgot the "]".