I've been attacked!

What about Wolfsbanes ninja spiders?

 

See? My spiders are the best on the market. I'm still selling all sorts of stuff to any potential buyer.

Actually, if you buy a regiment right now, you get anothr one for free!

 

You tried to touch its stomache, didn't you? They hate that, so don't go and pat them on the belly ever again; there was a notice about it in the manual that came with the box.

You didn't read it, did you?

 

Probably coated with a sheen of skin oils and hoe spit, not to mention pockmarked from her jagged teeth.
Or were you talking about the garden implement?

 

By all thats holy, WTF?! Spammers have taken over the board and posted mountains of senseless blather everywhere, with un-named veteran members leading the way! Shame shame, and its all probably Vorak's fault for instigating it.
Was there some kind of competition that I missed? "Who can hose the place down with spam the fastest"? You all (you know who you are) win the coveted Spam-Can trophy:



Of course, there's only one, so you'll have to fight over it.

 

You're just jealous because your post-count seems low to everyone elses.

 

A very simple answer to a thoroughly confusing chain of events.

Yes, Maximus, we all deserve the spam can. :lol:
My post count hovers at around 8 posts per day, but I know I'm getting somewhere around 20 in.

 

So its for a good cause then? Ok.

And no, I'm not jealous, my posts are all 100% grade a beef, no spork at all. Except for random acts of anime and loituma, but those dont count. :roll:

The rest of ya though.....

 

No, its more like 50 (those are the anime posts, I counted)

 

While in some of my rare moments of lucidity, I'm quite able to post things worthwhile. I think my problem is I'm spending too much time at work. I was at a party just yesterday and I smoked some of the BEST tobacco and cannabis I've ever had. I actually got high. As strange as it sounds, I was able to think. I mean, really think. I ended up saying exactly what was on my mind, but it seemed to be my subconscious at work. Pretty funny stuff, actually. Any way, yes I've been spamming. However, I'm feeling less stupid than I normally do, and therefore, if I can continue my methods of relaxation, I should be back to my initial posting personality.

 

Are you threatening me?

 

Maximus, that was, in all of its processed glory, spam. So is what I am posting right now, but my spam has more words and might sound important should anyone read it aloud.