I've been attacked!

Well, since I'm adicted to sugar, I think I'd fall for it.

 

Addicted to cough drops.
This makes the cough drops that have been surrepticiously removed from their wrappers by a fucking mouse extremely frustrating.

 

By a mouse? Where the hell do you live, Gross?

 

Pennsylvania. The damned mouse also removed the wrappers and the outer layers of a bunch of power bars.
As much as it pains me, I'm thinking of killing it.

 

Is it a tame mouse, or just a regular house-mouse? If it's not tame, you should've killed it eons ago. Mice aren't the best things for ones or ones houses health, you know.

 

Sweet Jesus that's disgusting. I'm going to come home to your place and clean that fridge up, I think. Ew.

 

It's a common door mouse. Note that common should be read as "spawn of satan".
Unfortunately, most (if not all) mice are mammals, and are therefore warm blooded. Putting it in the fridge or freezer would cause it to suffer through hypothermia, and/or frostbite. I would much rather snipe it with my high powered air rifle. Either that, or pulverize it with my paintball gun.

 

Interesting...I, however, prefer the whole mouse to die at once, not in sections.

 

You know, if he splits it in half across the length of it's body, it will die instantly.


In two halves, yes. But instantly.

 

A hoe? You're speaking of a shoe, yes?

 

Poor mouse. It must've been terrified.

 

I have destroyed one in the microwave before, and yes they do explode. I couldn't find the cat though....

 

Meh more exciting way to die than in a simple car accident. A giant mouse you say?