It's a sick, sad, world -OR- Where were YOU on December 27th

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  1. Ioo

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    Yeah, don't anger your sheepe fatman.

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  2. Milo

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    Sherriff Fatman nailed the analogy. Just let me add one small detail:
    Your girlfriend ties you up, gets naked and walks off, then gets caught by a farmer where she says "I am a bastard.", brings a group of people back to look at you and discuss the evidence, then causes the whole story to be put in the paper.

    Anyway, g'night, Fatman.
     
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    Yeah, I'm off. I couldn't resist posting a Limerick first.

    Just a couple of minor details:

    - She says "I'm a dirty bastard" :wink:

    - Ioo, it's not a sheep waiting for me, it's your mum.

    Damn, I suppose you'll all think I'm Q now.

    G'night.

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  4. Ioo

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    *points at fatman* quethim, quethim!
     
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    It had to be ewe!
    It had to be ewe!
    I searched for & found,
    A sheep to be bound,
    For a sex act or two!
     
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    Haha, good one, Casc!
     
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  7. Ioo

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    Doh I just went to practice my wheelie lost the balance and the handle bar stabbed a few inchis from my scrotum... sure glad I had those inches. Erm that didn't make sense, but it's good that the bar missed my dick. Still hurts like a bitc, walking's tricky. Maybe I should wear defense?..
     
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  8. Milo

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    Or you could just take a nice fat sheepe, lay it on it's back on the crossbar of your bike, and then tie it's back legs to the handle bars. Then if you crash your scrote will slam into a pile of nice fluffy wool instead of the cold hard metal.

    You can do this naked and scream "I am a dirty bastard." as you fall for extra style points.
     
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  9. Ioo

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    No that wouldn't work, I got hit by the side of the bar, as it turned sideways on me. I got poked, basically. :p
     
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    Hmmm... that complicates things.

    Maybe you could strap the sheepe directly to your scrotular region. This will have the double benefit of protecting you from all genital/metal contact, and also feeling really nice.

    Naked... "I am a dirty bastard"... same rules apply there.
     
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    "Hey! Ewe! Get off of MacLeod!"

    -Mick Jagger
     
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