I love limericks!

There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.

I love limericks!

There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

Then of course, there's Socrates.....

And, now, a dirty one.

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

Finally, the relevant limerick

There once was a man named Gil Bates,
Who had guards outside his estates,
But I crawled underneath,
And knocked out his teeth,
And now I've adopted his traits!

 

I don't know if I remember any clean limerics.

There once was a Dwarf name of Jormund.
Of magic he wished to know more than,
The boys in the hood,
Or the Elves in the wood,
Or any Dwarf who ever lived before him.

Political and dirty. (And out of date. I think it comes from the '30s)

The worker is nobodys fool,
For he is the man with the tool.
His comunist prick will,
Arise with the sickle,
And bugger the classes that rule.

 

Hehe

Cool. Limericks and communism combined. The best of both worlds. :lol:

Anyway... All the limericks about Arcanum I've made and am going to make are original, so, if they don't make you laugh, don't be surprised.

I onced saved the bank with the doc,
And so the man gave me a glock
But I was real bright,
I waited 'til night,
And robbed the place barrel, stock, lock

There once was a Madam named Lil,
Whose workers were taking the pill,
But once I was hard,
I caught her off guard,
In the morning, the Madam was ill :lol:

There once was a king in Dernholm,
Who employed me to write him a poem,
So I used rapier wit,
And consulted a Grit--
He was dead before I could show him.

There once was a human named Gar,
Who wanted to go near and far,
Got Parnell to agree,
To set the man free,
And ditched him down in Caleb's bar.

That's all for tonight.