How to reach Cattan ? :(

The United Sverjet Socialist Republics shall NEVER give up Cattan!

"The one with the rifle, shoots! The one without the rifle follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one following him picks up the rifle AND SHOOTS!"

 

We're talking of the island south of the Isle of Despair.

 

THE USSR DEMANDS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE WATERS OF ARCANUM AND THE ISLANDS WITHIN!

 

A return to a peasant based feudal economy is the only way forward.

 

I know you weren't able to look at anything else but my beautiful avatar, even though my location was plainly stated just below it. It has that effect on people. I'm currently in Leeds on a six week (well, only four left to go) course as part of my teacher trainee program though, and it sucks something awful.

Anyway, you're displaying ignorance of Supreme Authority and will be forcibly removed together with the rest of your family to the labour camp in Kiruna, where you will be proud to know that you are doing your homeland a great service by working until you die (usually happens within the first three weeks) in the iron mines there. So sayeth the LORD, and so shall it be.

 

Any and all questioning of Supreme Authority will swiftly and precisely end with the perpetrator being arquebused by the High Imperial Guard.

Will next Thursday be okay with you?

 

Yes, yes I am Swedish. Unless I'm horribly misinformed, I believe that most people, when clearly stating in their profile that their nationality is in fact Swedish, they really don't mean that they're actually living on the Cayman Islands or something.

Det råkar inte vara så att du är dum i huvudet i största allmänhet sådär?

 

Han virker litt "backwardsstanding" ja.

 

Du må være sunnmøring for å forstå.