How evil are boobs anyway?

You say "only nine" as if twelve is perhaps the minimum acceptable number.

 

I was saying it sarcastically, but I also meant that they would have had more if it was possible. Crazy. And my mom is in damn good shape, too. She can outhike most people I know, and can still fit in her wedding dress. My mom is going to be my wife's personal pregnancy trainer. No pregnant fat for my woman, thank you.

 

Has your wife agreed to this? I'm assuming you HAVE one already of course.

 

I'd say he isn't married bacause A) He's only 18 B) He talks about his mum a lot :lol: Just kidding. Please don't hurt me

 

ooh, ooh! i like wolf's picture!!! is that what you had in mind, Wolfie?

 

No, thatwas there before I thought of the horrible picture
*shudders*
ANd no I"m not going to tell you because it would be scary.

Just goes to show that mods can't do everything...like read my mind.

 

Even if they could read your mind they'd probably have a hard time distinguishing any rational thought in the midst of all that self-pity.

 

Self pity...What the fuck? Oh I get it. You thought you'd say something clever. Never mind that it's totally untrue.

 

I didn't really mean pity... I guess I meant... you know... idiotic crap...

YOU WHINE TO MUCH!

NEENER! NEENER!

 

*Ignores Sleek's "YOU WHINE TOO MUCH!" comment as when asked to find evidence, no one gave any.*

What? They posted that?! And here I thought they couldn't read my mind!

 

You sound like a broken record - PROOF HAS BEEN PROVIDED YOU DUMB BASTARD! But of course, we're talking about Wolf here. Whatever he says is true.

But I do have proof even you can't deny - your custom avatar and title. They prove you're a whinger of the highest calibre, otherwise, you wouldn't have said title would you?

 

NO it hasn't. Provide some here. And quoting something mildly whiney doesn't mean shit. That doesn't constitute proof of whininess. LIke I could lie once or twice, but that doesn't make me a liar. If you think it does then, you are a liar or have never lied. By that same token you are a whiner. Besides, you whine more than I do. It's just that you use differnet wording to myself.

If you changed this to-

"Why can't anyone take one of my jokes? Do people see me as a bad person? You're wrong! You're wrong!"

Combine this with people imagining you with the high, whiney voice people probably attribute to me, and you whine like a little girl.

I swear the amount of times you make a post equivelant to "It's not fair! It's not fair!" is huge.

I'm assuming this is a joke, if a bad one. But I"m going to reply as if it isn't, to cover the chance that it isn't. What if my avatar were "I'm a great guy. Everyone loves me!" would that make it true. What if I weren't shit with computer and somehow hacked into HoL? Then I change your title and avatar to "I like little boys...A LOT!" would that make it true?

Idiot.

 

NO it hasn't. Provide some here. And quoting something mildly whiney doesn't mean shit. That doesn't constitute proof of whininess. LIke I could lie once or twice, but that doesn't make me a liar. If you think it does then, you are a liar or have never lied. By that same token you are a whiner. Besides, you whine more than I do. It's just that you use differnet wording to myself.

If you changed this to-

"Why can't anyone take one of my jokes? Do people see me as a bad person? You're wrong! You're wrong!"

Combine this with people imagining you with the high, whiney voice people probably attribute to me, and you whine like a little girl.

I swear the amount of times you make a post equivelant to "It's not fair! It's not fair!" is huge.

I'm assuming this is a joke, if a bad one. But I"m going to reply as if it isn't, to cover the chance that it isn't. What if my avatar were "I'm a great guy. Everyone loves me!" would that make it true? What if I weren't shit with computers and somehow hacked into HoL? Then I change your title to "I like little boys...A LOT!" would that make it true?

Idiot.

 

As far as I know lying makes you a liar, and whining makes you a whiner. Just because you do it infrequently doesn't mean you don't do it.

When I picture you preparing this last post I picture a screaming baby carefully writing out, and spellchecking his witty comeback and proudly posting the final product. The bad news is I have no idea what the fuck you are referring to. Who whines like a little girl? Jarinor?

Ah yes, the time honored technique of making your post sound extra tough by adding useless slander(libel i guess) to the end of it. Too bad its a pretty crappy/uncreative excuse for an insult. Way to go, you can spell idiot. I would have told him to shut the fuck up or I'd track him down and when I finally ran his ass down he'd get two barrels of 12 gauge in the eyes, but only after I'd sodomize him with a cactus first.

I was joking in those last two posts. YOUR last two posts were double posts, but it doesn't matter because whenever anyone has this argument with you say the same thing over and over again;

You could make all of this go away by never responding to anything calling you a whiner, and also never responding to anything in what you think we percieve as a whiny way. We'd eventually forget what the whole fuss was about, and life would forget this chapter of the forum's history. Instead, because you are too young to realize something that simple, and lack the self control required to carry out such a plan, you simply perpetuate your humiliation through lame arguments, and sub-par character defamations.

 

Titles are taken in context. Your current title is taken in a sarcastic/ironic context - that is, the tone of the title is saying "I'm a whinger". If you had "I'm a great guy, everyone loves me!" as a title, then everyone who knew you would know that it was meant sarcastically.

See, this is what I mean - we show you examples of you whining, and then you turn around and say that just because you whined, it doesn't make you a whinger.

Actually, it does. That's what proving something DOES.

If you lie, you aren't telling the truth. Therefore you are a liar. What part of "You whine, therefore you are a whinger" don't you understand?

I have lied, yes. I am not a compulsive liar though. Lying is an action, and to be a liar is to lie. I.e. you JUST lied, and therefore you are called a liar. You aren't a liar 24/7, unless everything you say is a lie.

You're a whiner when you whine. You whinge a lot, therefore you are a whinger. It's the same with the lying thing.

 

I'm not married because I'm eighteen. Good detective work, Wolf. I hope to God I'm not married yet. Who in the hell is ready for marriage at eighteen? Who is ready for it at twenty-two? I talk about my mom because I love her and respect her badass-ness. She'd kick your ass, certainly. I talk about all of my family because they provide interesting stories.

 

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

What the fucking fucker of a motherfucking fuck?!

I wrote whole fucking reply- a relatively large one, and guess what fucking happened? My browser closed! Fuck this! Oh, did I say fuck too much? Boo hoo...

Back to my post...I'll copy it this time, just in case.

You're not too good at hiding what a petty, spiteful person you are, eh Sigurd?

People

And your's too...Oh no! DId I insult your badass-ness? You might hunt me down!!!

Like how they beat you ever time you weren't a dickhead who couldn't take a joke?

Either you missed my entire argument, or you couldn't think of a rebuttal.

Either you are very cryptic, or you haven't posted any proof. If it's the former, the please dedicate a whole post to proof of me whining, and maybe then I won't be able to deny it.

Maybe it proves the whininess of the comment but not the commenter.

You've just prove my point, even though you were trying to disprove it. I seem to be a whiner every time I annoy someone, and even if I whined a day ago, by your logic I am not a whiner? Am I whining right now? No. Yet I'm sure you wouldn't mind going against your own logic and calling me whiner. Which poses the question; after how lond a period after whining am I no longer a whiner.

But I don't whoine a lot. Oh, I forgot- you have some nonexistant prove.

Like I said. You are whiner too. It's all in the wording, and past impressions.

By saying this you are not only acknowledging that your are a whinger, but also a hypocrite. Remember that panhandling thread. That was quite whiney.

Exactly.

Yes.

You see, I may have whined in the past. But I don't anymore. Yet people still call me whiney. Note: If you have no recent evidence of me whining, properly that is, then don't reply to this; unless to say what a good point I made.[/quote]

 

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

What the fucking fucker of a motherfucking fuck?!

I wrote whole fucking reply- a relatively large one, and guess what fucking happened? My browser closed! Fuck this! Oh, did I say fuck too much? Boo hoo...

Back to my post...I'll copy it this time, just in case.

You're not too good at hiding what a petty, spiteful person you are, eh Sigurd?

People

And your's too...Oh no! DId I insult your badass-ness? You might hunt me down!!!

Like how they beat you ever time you weren't a dickhead who couldn't take a joke?

Either you missed my entire argument, or you couldn't think of a rebuttal.

Either you are very cryptic, or you haven't posted any proof. If it's the former, the please dedicate a whole post to proof of me whining, and maybe then I won't be able to deny it.

Maybe it proves the whininess of the comment but not the commenter.

You've just prove my point, even though you were trying to disprove it. I seem to be a whiner every time I annoy someone, and even if I whined a day ago, by your logic I am not a whiner? Am I whining right now? No. Yet I'm sure you wouldn't mind going against your own logic and calling me whiner. Which poses the question; after how lond a period after whining am I no longer a whiner.

But I don't whoine a lot. Oh, I forgot- you have some nonexistant prove.

Like I said. You are whiner too. It's all in the wording, and past impressions.

By saying this you are not only acknowledging that your are a whinger, but also a hypocrite. Remember that panhandling thread. That was quite whiney.

Exactly.

Yes.

You see, I may have whined in the past. But I don't anymore. Yet people still call me whiney. Note: If you have no recent evidence of me whining, properly that is, then don't reply to this; unless to say what a good point I made.

 

Wolf, you're on your last chance. Stop double-posting and continually denying your tendency to whine, or I will ban you. I'll even go so far as to delete your username, and any username you sign up with afterwards. I'll turn on e-mail registration so that you can't keep registering. I won't be able to IP ban you, because your brother has an account here and it would be unfair on him, but every time you return to HoL will get me on your back again.

The only way to avoid this? STOP FUCKING WHINING AND POSTING LONG, RAMBLING AND IDIOTIC RANTS ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T WHINE!

 

i say we all ignore Wolf from now on. all agreed? good.

what do you think is the right age to get married, sigurd, if 22 is too young? i won't argue the 18 part, it is way too young, very few of those couples make it... although they do get to brag in 50 years about being high school sweethearts...