HALLOWEEN COSTUM

I've only been really mad twice. Both involved two of my best friends, they both happen to be girls. One was at my going away party went I came up to college, this kid was drunk as fuck and started rubbing up on my best friend. She didn't like it, he didn't stop, I removed him from the party. He didn't say a thing, luckily for him, because I probably would have smacked him in the face with a wrench.

The second time was another friend of mine, her boyfriend got drunk and threw her down at my house. So I got between them and held the big ogre still for about a minute before my sister's boyfriend got him the fuck out of there. He was big as fuck too, like 6'6", maybe 260 pounds. Of course the girl's only 5'8", 120 or 130 pounds. I wish I had either of those two fuckers in the same room as me right now.

 

I've only been really mad once, and that was at my ex-girlfriend when she told me she had been going behind my back with another guy. The other guy just happened to be my brother. Boy, was I pissed. She was really scared I was going to hit her, even though I have absolutely no history of violence and would never even think of hitting a woman. You know, thinking back, that woman sure had a way of pushing my buttons. I hardly ever get mad, but she managed to get me there several times, and I only ever really lost my temper with her.

 

Well aren't we just the laid back bunch.

 

Yup. Wanna go kill emo kids?

 

I like your mind.

 

I like his mind too, yeah. He's got a gorgeous mind.

Oh, you really meant his mind... Yeah, I like his... whatever, too.

 

Speaking of milk, this year I am dressing as Cap'n Crunch for halloween.

 

Crap! I clicked it! Aaah, my eyes, my eyes! The 0.2 seconds that passed before i closed the window was more than enough to scar me for life! Damn you Xz!! :x

 

I'm starting to like that link, the costume looks so peaceful.

 

Nah, for mathboy you'ld need to swap the old men out for 11 year old boys. More true to life.

 

In that case Dark Elf, will you dress up as a white guy?

 

I'll dress up as an Arab and run around the barracks screaming, "Allah Akbar!" until the MP's show up. But then, come to think of it, I may be in Pakistan handing out MRE's to earthquake victims. They dropped a few truck loads of MRE's and drinking water in our hangar today, and there are a lot of rumors flying around that we might be going over there for a few months. We'll know for sure in a few days.

 

Take your friend with you, dress upp like a skyskraper and a plain. Have the plain chase the skyspraper from house to house, ocassionally crashing into each other. Then see how much candy you get.