Guilty Pleasures

Yeah I know that's how it usually works, but when I hit reply to respond, it was already there.

 

Just a little movie quote aid to Darkwalker and DU. Don't mind me.

 

:lol: :lol:
Oh, this will be fun ^_^
Well, once, I had this super-crush on an American army-airplane person (why is this escaping me now, give me a moment, goddamnit, I hate it when this happens, what's the name of the flippin American air-army?! Gah!)
ANYWAYS, I was in a smaller version of jet with him, and I climbed on top of him nd screwed him so thoroughly that we ended up diving about a thousand miles downward until he climaxed, and pulled the plane back into the clouds.
Later, my roomate (I was in college) stole him from me, and I poked holes in all of the condoms she had boughten, and when she went through fourty eight hours of labor with his twins, I sent her a really bitchy, "I hope you get well," card.
Hmmm, what else...
Back when DOW was hittin' above 8k every day, my current bf and I would do it right then and there, pressing against a wall, in plain view, so it looked like we were merely hugging.
When I was a nurse, about two years ago, I ended up having to keep after this one gentleman who, it turns out, had raped one of my best friends. So, I changed the procedures on his checkups, and he had a very painful vasectomy.
General bitchiness is my problem, because I have such a temper

 

The Air Force.

You think THAT's bad? Cookie Monster and retard started the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 with the sheer burning passion of their love, alone.

Wow. I'm glad I don't know you in reality. What do you do when you like someone? Poke them in the eye with an icepick? ;-)

 

Not with an icepick :evil:

 

How can you screw in an airplane without endangering your life by blocking the pilot's view? :-?

 

You two dived over 5 million feet? just how high were you? Outer space?
Was it a military or personal plane?

That transcends bitchiness, that's morally wrong. "Boughten" heh,heh.

Never sued for that one? Guess you weren't a suspect, being his nurse and all. :roll: I know you claimed to be a nurse, but have you ever heard of the Hippocratic Oath?

 

Was anyone esle in the airplane?

 

DarkUnderlord are you ok if not then go and see someone.

 

Yes, DarkUnderlord! Go see someone! Glance in the mirror for a moment and you will be just fine!

 

You could all be triplets infact. :-o

I'll let you guess who the insult was aimed at. :grin:

 

Why do you talk like that is it to tease me?

 

HOLY COW!

I actually understand DU's posts!

Scary!

 

Are you sure you don't do it just to tease me?

 

Another small pleasure i have, i like tying peoples stuff together and watch when they are leaving for a class in a different class room and they have to untie their stuff before going to class, swearing. hehehe
Yes milo it was me who tied your left leg to the bed. And yes snowmane i tied the shoes together Muhahah. *wonders if i'm going to go to DUs car and tie the doors togeheter when he is busy watching snowmane.*

 

Dose anyone got anymore thing that they don't tell?