Funniest stuff ever!

Ummmmmm yes. I am just a greedy guy and have ALL of the toppings. I know piza's origin but the Mexicans can do a fine pizza as well.

 

ok, ok. I cant affoard pizza, it is an open burrito I am eating with just lettuce and tomato. Happy that you are crushing my spirit?

 

Please, please be a champ and keep the crusts for when you come back this way again
*rubs hands together in cold, dark, lonely shack*

 

Well what about the pizza box, the pizza flavour will seem through the cardboard and flavour it.

 

A true gentlemen. On a different note, I ran over three rabbits today at once and neither of them died. I am a little pissed off.

 

Strange, I never realized that he was a hermaphrodite. This sheds a whole new light into the complexities of his personality.

 

Aryou saying that there is something wrong with the activities I indulge upon in my private time?

 

I don't see how your gender coin having landed on it's side has anything to do with the activities you pursue during your daily squandering.

 

Wow hang on there, I know very well what side my gender coin has landed.....most of the time.

 

And, in your case, that would be the edge.

 

Thats only if I flip it in long grass.
I would never become gay.

 

I think you're missing the point. We are referring to that coin that, at birth, God flips in order to determine which gender to give that newly born baby (needless to say, he has a heavily callused thumb). In your case, the coin happened to land on it's edge, so you "got the best of both worlds," one could say. If the Japanese made a real-life Anime movie, you'd be a prime candidate as the antagonist.

 

You know, I've never put exhaustive amounts of thought into it, but the Japanese really do enjoy using hermaphrodites that appear female (at first) in their cartoons.
You've got top billing, Telcontar.

 

My god I hate you guys......I AM NOT A HERMAPHRODITE OR HOMOSEXUAL.

 

You're a hermie? So, is the penis on top, or is it under your vagina? Can you hump yourself? If so, do you holler, "Oh, I LOVE ME!!"?

And, "Was it good for me?" "Well I thought I was a little rough."