Freedom Farce

And you would be my lazy sidekick who is possesed by pussies ... *ahem* I mean cats 0

 

bah. if i'm anyone's sidekick, i'm Jinxed's. but i just can't see myself as a sidekick... i feel like more of a mascot...

 

Oki i could be a bad guy Qilikatal sounds bad i hope- :-?
Special weapons:
BAD JOKE: Makes everyone stop to try to understand the point giving me some time to hide.
GRUDGE: he can not be controlled by psy-powers since he allways remember every bad thing you have ever done to him.

Is dressed in a black pyjamas and has a crystall skull instead of the ordinary head.

Hmm i wonder who will get this attack:
USELESS MESSAGES: delivers useless messages in a high tempo. The messages contain nothing meningfull or something you did not know from before. Makes people ignore you, feel sorry for you or mad. making the Stop attacking to yell at you.

 

Dragoon - I'm always a terrible do-gooder in rpgs so I guess I'll be good here. As to my appearance just give me a long black trench coat and I'll be happy. And a thick penal code always in my hands. Special powers:
Getting into arguments over usage of single words or even commas as to how they affect the statement. Arguments are so twisted that opponent's brain flows out his ears.
Lawsuit threat - after this one enemies run in panic bumping into walls.
Code rays - my character opens the code he carries and opponents stand buffled for the next x seconds

 

Don't forget the Unintentional Inuendo power, capable of producing naughty smirks during serious business.

 

Thanks, now I have more superpowers than anyone.

I have a new power for Milo.
Bahing - when Milo says Bah everyone stops whatever they were doing (they see no point in it anymore) and Milo's free to take all the loot/run away/whatever