Flame War

Yup. And everyone knows a redhead is a firecracker in the sack...but keep your "firecrackers" away from me.

 

Alright, you guys got me on the hook this time.

 

Your mom has you on the hook, because she's a hooker, and that's what she does. She hooks people.

God damn I'm hung over.

 

My mother is not a hooker, but you mom has you on the hook, real bad. You got hook'ed.

 

You fish-licking piece-a-shit. Shut the f*** up or I'll flame you all the way to the moon.

 

Do I hear the voice of experience? (Pre-dye job)

 

Yes, you're currently hearing the voice of experience.

 

That voice as experienced much, much more...like THIS!!

 

Just stop. Admit you burn worse than a wet towel. Some people aren't blessed with skill like we are, and you're cursed by this particular skill. It's just your niche to suck at this. Your mother has a niche. Your sisters too. Their niche's are right next to each other's on my bedpost. My bedpost is actually twelve miles long. I store most of it in a pocket dimension.

 

Alright, I suck, I admit. But it's damn fun to flame y'all. I don't have any sisters by the way.

 

What does it matter? I thought I flamed real good actually.

 

And I think you'd look great in flames. What's the difference? My suggestion makes me laugh.

 

Yes indeed, the only problem is that you will most probably not see me in flames, ever.

 

Well, if you're a flaming homo, it would imply that you are on fire, hence the expression 'in flames' is true.

 

Redhead, just... Stop it. They had you pages ago, and you're just making it worse. You're such a lame flamer that the word "Taskmört" is way beyond your capacity.

Seeing you fighting back is just... Pathetic.