Flame War

*cough* emo cum-slut *cough*

Oh, excuse me, I was coughing while I was trying to call you an emo cum-slut.

 

So fun for you then.

 

Nah, I like games that are hard, and insulting you is softer than a fat woman's boobies.

 

And insulting you is easier than get up in the morning.

 

So narcolepsy is another one of your mental disfunctions, because it seems like that must cause you some trouble as well.

 

What's the point of a flame thread if the only person getting flamed can't flame back? Put it in the Vault and let Bree practice flaming herself.

 

I kind of intended us all to insult each other G.I. Ho, but no one else seems interested.

 

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for that one weren't you?

 

MY NAME IS STRAN!


I'm doing my best, you know.

 

Yes, but I didn't write that. Can't you just call me Stran? Please?

 

I think not, you miserable Kamp-creature. I only grant such favors to those who rate above irradiated frog-spawn on the Relevance To Myself Scale. Console yourself however, with the thought that you still rate higher than Steampunk.

 

Hey, you use what you can, no one else has been giving me material.

 

I tried to about two pages ago, but Bree's some kind of insult-magnet.
Even if I wanted, I couldn't insult any of you enema-hounds.

 

Insult-magnet? You guys don't insult me that much. Soon, however my patience runs out.

 

Bree, since I've returned a good 50% of my posts (at least) have involved in some way calling you an idiot, a faggot, a whore, or a jackass. You're an insult magnet.

 

But why?

 

Because you talk out of your ass about shti you're not qualified to. And then you repeatedly mention you're in med school like everyone's supposed to go 'ooh' and 'aah' and slob your merry little knob because you're going to be a doctor. Then you continually whine and complain about you're rather humerous avatar, thus prolonging the joke and preventing you from becoming cool and thus earning a new one. Then you pretend you can flame and make everyone at the forum stupider in the process, simply by exposure.

That's at least a quarter of the reasons why you're a flame magnet.

 

Actually, I knew all the reasons. Fine, I wont say anymore that I am a student then if it is that what you all want.

 

I have qualms with you stating what you do, I have qualms with you acting like because you're a med student it makes you somehow vastly superior to the rest of humanity, and somehow able to look down your nose upon others. If apparent common sense being any indication, you aint the sharpest butter knife.