Flame War

I just got a baby, so be nice to me! (Not in real life)

 

Yeah, right I got twins! What should I name them?

 

I noticed that, but I don't like the suggested names in the link.

 

And if I were an average polar bear, I would also swim around in cold ass water and catch seals all fucking day. Being me, instead, I make other people do that, or I shoot them from a jetski if I'm really that bored. Also, being me, my dick is closer to the size of a full grown hobbit, large enough that I could probably knock your flimsy little nigger-elf head off your flimsy little nigger-elf shoulders with it.

I'm pretty familiar with this group of cracked out, splooge-monkeys lack of an attention span, but I was pretty sure you guys could at least handle fighting with each other. Or has Bunny not hanging around so you can all pretend to e-fondle her gotten your dicks so soft your balls atrophied away? Pussies.

Bree, I'm curious whether how hard I would have to kick you in the skull to make you not retarded. Main reason no one kept your North Korean thread on topic: no one fucking cares about northkorea. Firstly, because it's two fucking words, and a proper name (North Korea), and you pretending to be intelligent enough to start a political conversation doesn't hold when you fail to grasp even the most fundamental grammatical tenets of the langue de choix of these boards, specifically, when using the proper name of something, fucking capitalize it for Christ's sake. It's not like reaching over to your shift key is going to burn off too many of those cum-calories.

 

Hey, Bree doesn't like the names. Let's all think up new names to make her happy. Get bent, you whore-salting sadist! I can't believe I was so wrapped up in arguing over currency with you to insult any of these other douchebags.

Come on, Blinky...a hobbit? For one, made up. For another, if you've got so much crap you've got to be over compensating for some sort of sexual deficiency.

Wolfsbane, you're a fucking cow. I hope you're in a bad mood, cause I meant that in the worst possible way.

Xz, you blue monkey. I bet you have blue balls too. I have a simple solution for that problem; Porn. Hell, last time I was at a zoo, the monkeys I saw didn't even need porn to get their rocks off. And they did it in front of children...which leads me to believe that monkeys are pedophiles. Do yourself a favor and give into your child-wanking needs, Xz. Then we can get that eyesore that is your current hue off of the forum.

 

Oooooooooh, bitch-slap thread. Exxxcellent.

*sits back with a bag of popcorn, then reads almost anything written by 'Bree' (dear lord don't get me started) and half-chokes*

Sweet baby-Jesus-fucking Joseph! You're... so... fucking stupid... the insults... oh dear lord...

FUCK! You overloaded my insult centre, you whore! I... Kill... You!

*runs off to locate the Metal-Plated Tifa Gloves of Severe Dismemberment!*

 

Hey, it's nothing wrong with my flaming. Please call me Stran, or Van Stran because that's my real name here.

 

No, my original name is still Mr Van Stran, but never the less, I'm pleased with this profile...for now.

 

Trans-gender satisfaction. It's the final stage of acceptance, stemming from the deep rooted need of an inadequate male to play with female breasts he otherwise would not be able to touch.
Get used to having a faux babymaker.

 

I don't care who the fuck you were before the operation, bitch, but now you my whore! Now get back on the streets and start shaking that money-maker before you drive me to the Pimp's Prayer!

 

Holy fuck, you're just out of hospital Xiao, calm down and slowly work back in to being the dominatrix around here.......

 

You aren't seriously telling me to back off on a moron, are you Tel? No, I didn't think so.

(Asides, I have a lot of lost time to make up for.)

 

No it is just that quite a few have popped up around here and if you take them all on at once the moroness might make you explode, miss.

 

Bah! I fear no overload! I have seen Urotsukidoji and found it tame! I have sat through America's Next Top Model marathons and retained my sanity!

I AM INVINCIBLE!!! :lol: :lol:

 

Invincible? So I am gathering your hospital visit was to visit someone else of ill health?