Evening, all you happy folks at the forum

Wait, you are a Bovine in real life, or just here? And why don't you just say cow? It's a lot easier.

 

Because I've got two heads and because of the fact that I'm a man, but not a bull or an ox. I'm just a bovine. You'll have to live with that.

 

The reason cows are easier is because they're not as refined as a proper "bovine." A Cow just gives it up to anyone wearing gold-rimmed sunglasses, while a Bovine will hold out until at least the third date.

 

And how the hell do you type?

 

All male bovines happen to have prehensile penises.

 

Wrong again. I've got abnorlmy big buttons. It's as simple as that.

 

And you are telling me that your keyboard requires you to spin in a wheelie chair from one side of it to another to be able to type at both ends?

 

Ofcourse he has to. He lives at country, so he got space.

 

Yes........ Ummm what "country" exactly does he live at?

 

Hum..in Sweden, but you know, hes a farmer type...out on the "country"...where they got cows...and big fields...and huge forests with wolfs in...you know, the countryside...something..

 

Well I live in the "country" and the only dangerous thing are kangaroos when they are wounded. We sure could go for a few wolves over here to wipe out a percentage of the "dipshits" of the population.

 

well...this is the Sedish Wilderness were talking bout, we got moose

 

yea, right. you do know that the small ones are bout 7 feet tall(not xounting head and horn) and they are born about 4 feets tall?
If you chrach into one with a car, the car is dead all over the place

 

Uhm, Vorak; where exactly would this fit in within the laws of physics? Besides moose swim very well underwater. It would catch you from below.