End game: Dernholm

player: Het Your majesty...Your daughter like....bought it...now what I'm saying....

Praetor: Noooo...My daughter.,....

Player: Hey it sucks..I know...but look on the bright side....nobody fucked her corpse....

Praetor: (sob) Oh well that's much better then...lets have a beer!

etc...

 

Richard, I stand corrected.

 

mmmm....Praetor probably has a "Sliver" style camera monitoring system where he can see 24/7:

- Peeople in the pit

- Gladys and Archibald pissing and moaning over the ring

- Sarah Toome wetting hear bed on account of her mother's ghost

- Liana del Par having lesbian dreams of mutual masturbation

- Sir Garrick Stout acting like a prick to everyone

- etc.

 

Nope - not "Sliver"-based. His method would be with palantiers. (Seeing stones) No tech, remember?

 

Right...now thare's a scary thought...

 

Yeah, Praetor with a palantier - I'm surprised the Pit wasn't standing room only.

 

And he's a pervert, too. Like when you help Archibald and Gladys to get together, and tell her to "show him her gratitude".

 

I'm tellin ya rude boy....the game is full sexual inuendos......

Old Blind Master: Why does he live alone? why did he go blind? what does it have to do with chickens? was he choking them? was he spanking his monkey until he lost his sight?

Why would Parnell really keep Gar? What did Gar ever do for him? Is he one of those freak show guys who likes to get a little "freaky" with his pieces?

 

The Old Blind Master:
- He screwed his chickens until they decided it was time for payback, so they plucked his eyes out. Only, they didn't know about the Aerial Decapitator, leaving them slaugthered at the time one arrives there.

Gar:
- An extremely bad sexual bend. Parnell should be disposed off as soon as one actually can. Just imagine what he does with the bovine or the Stillwater Giant pelt. Why do you think it's so ruined anyway?

 

What if he DRESSES in the Stillwater Giant Skin, sits on the mokey head and screws the twoo headed cow while Gar jacks off?

Now that's a disturbing thought...

 

That's something that... only you could figure out...

 

Ok I'm all set for the nightmares for the rest of my life...

 

Good going. I hope you have fun with your nightmares of Parnell, humping the bovine, dressed in the SG pelt... With... Gar, jurking off...
*vomit*

 

And the misshaped "petrified" dragon...

 

I'm starting to think I shoudl betaking a healthier approach....Like Helping people in Arcanum as opoposed to thinking about how they fuck or not...

 

You - Changing your ways?!

 

Gotta act my age sometime....