DR Congo sues Norway for $500 billion

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  1. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    So we are officially screwed.

    To make a long story short, I'll provide a link to the only article in English I've come across: http://stormen.wordpress.com/2009/08/27 ... n-dollars/ (Incidentally a Norwegians blog)

    For those of you who find Norwegian to be an intelligible language more in-depth articles are available if you search the web.

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    Now where the hell did they get that figure? Dr. Evil? I mean that's $125 000 USD per Norwegian citizen.

    That said I'd admit their murder case may be solid.
    The man in the picture Tjostolv Moland, claims this to be a natural reaction to having gotten away from the armed bandits who allegedly killed the driver, alive.

    If grinning like an idiot is a natural reaction when cleaning out the blood of a dead man from your car, I am the Pope.

    [​IMG]

    Best stuff I've come across is in the Norwegian papers though:

    These are the claims of the prosecution:
    -SIG(PMC) (The company run by the defendants) is an elite secret unit in HMKG(His Majesty the Kings Guard).
    -One of the defendants is a sergeant in the Norwegian army. (This evidenced by a picture of Moland in his mall security uniform.)
    -The defendants are spies from Norway seeking to destabilise DRC. (Wouldn't that being like sending a bag of sand to Iraq to make it sandier?)
    -The aforementioned mission was given by His Majesty the King.
    -Norway is a part of EU. (WTF?)

    The civil claims in the case:
    -The owner of the car that was used demands 6 million dollars.
    -The DR Congo demands $500 billion from Norway because of the spying. (For reference I add that the GDP of DR Congo is $11.2 billion.)
    -The witnesses in the case demands $10 million dollars each. (Well, aren't they trustworthy?)
    -The family of the victim (herein the victim's father, who is reported to be seven seven years older than the victim) demands $12 million.
    -The victim's labour union demands $3 million. (I can only assume that's to cover losses in future membership fees.)
     
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    Damn, I can so hear him saying it in my head right now, over and over again.

    Unless we're talking 500 billion by british terms. A mere 125'000'000 USD per Norwegian, because hell, why not? Don't just stand there, prepare your wallets.
     
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    I am taking up a DRC citizenship, I needs me some blood money.
     
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    I've never had anything against the DRC before....
    Now that I see they are an epicenter of stupid I have a plan.
    Let's get Bush back in office and convince him the Congo is the real storehouse of all the WMD.
    That should fix 'em.
    Then we could toss in a new government and cede them off to Norway.

    Ya. Okay. Stupid idea, but I blame the cold meds.
     
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    Norway could also sue them for spreading false allegations. If this doesn’t work, just give them sanctions, until they will drop the charges.
     
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    King Harald V is a man with a vision. The noble people of Norway need more space to live in.
     
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    LEBENSRAUM!
     
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    I take it back, I want to join Norway now I want me some blitzkrieg.
     
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    First Denmark sent the Middle East into bloody turmoil* after the now famous incident with the Muhammed caricatures. Then Sweden sends Israel into a rage because of the latest ramblings of our biggest tabloid.

    It's simply Norway's turn.

    *Not that that is much of an accomplishment really.
     
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    So, when two kids are bad, what do you do? You put the kids in time out, and take away the toy. I think we need to nuke Mecca, and walk away from the Middle East.
     
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    We should have done that in the 70s instead of begging and pleading with them for over a year to release the hostage students.
     
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    Careful, that kind of talk may draw the attention of Charles.
     
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    Revolutions are supposed to be made from the inside. If you nuked Mecca, the only good that'd to would allow for complete mobilization/blacklash of/from the Muslims worldwide. Also, that doesn't fit at all into the "Green Belt" policy U.S. was following against the Soviets at that time.

    Still, a Muslim might throw his religion aside and do such thing, but a foreigner, especially a Christian, cannot. Don't forget there are 1.5 billion Muslims worldwide. Do you want another damned world war?
     
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    I would say that what every sane person wants is that every single Muslim bit the ground. It would be wonderful to do it with a snap of one's fingers, but even if we gathered 99% of all Muslims in Mecca and nuked the shit out of the place, the other 1% would only be happier to continue their sacred mission with greater force. Nuking Mecca would be a lesson to stop acting like the rulers of the world, but one can't take a lesson if he's a brainless enraged brainless lacking self-preservation brainless believing in virgins waiting for him in heaven brainless berserk brainless zombie, who is brainless.
     
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    Anyone care to point out to people that believe this that the only virgins in heaven would be children, babies, and maybe some 15 yr olds? Sick fucks...
     
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    [​IMG]

    You forgot about him.
     
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    not necessarily. He looks old enough to buy a prostitute. Doubt he did though.
     
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    I doubt anyone has THAT much money.
     
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    About that, the "virgins" are called huris, which are heavenly creatures - with the only purpose being for sex, really. Still, they aren't going to get their way with virgins from Earth itself.

    You're free to call shennigans when a Muslim talks about how the Qo'ran supports human rights, though.
     
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    Whoa. This place sounds like we're going to start planning a genocide. XD

    Japes: I could only hope to bring him back. I could use some good entertainment.
     
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