Don't lean on the newbies

Yea Matt, I only realized b/c Jar said it, the only grammatically correct sentence enders you use are question marks and exclamation points. And actually, it almost looks like you use smilies INSTEAD of periods. OF course I live with 4 women, and I wish they would make that substitution sometimes too. :???:

EDIT: Hey, I'm not a girl! I'm just fat! Don't disrespect my beer boobies by saying they're natural! 100% fermentaed grain in these things! And, if I push my stomach together, it kind of looks like an ass.

 

I'd just like to take this opportunity to point at the sticky title and say, "Yea, things have come full circle."

 

Chalupa Cobra, bound and determined to be an asshole, huh? He he, I feel sorry for you, especially if that's the way you walk around in real life, cynical, mean, bitter... Hell, Jarinor was never as bitter as you.

1. I'm not overweight. I'm 6'2", and I weigh 130 lbs. Out of my entire family, on both sides, maybe 4 people are overweight. And you're talking about a biiiiig family.

2. Why do you hate Arabs? I don't. I think your attitude is an unhealthy one. Arabs aren't responsible for our losses, terrorists are, regardless of what ethnic background they are. Full of hate, you are.

3. One last thing. Arabs don't eat pork.¹ It's considered a "filthy beast", and a sin to partake of it's flesh. So, eating spare ribs (a pork product) wouldn't starve those "godless arab sons of bitches". They would only laugh at you at how fat you are, cause you can't leave off the pork.




¹Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

 

That is true Retard, the Muslims consider the pig a filthy animal and they don't like it.

Sleek, being fat isn't a repulican thing to do. I'm a liberal, damn proud of it. I hate country music, System would beat Garth Brooks from NYC back to whatever little hick, kentucky village he came from.

Arabs are cool for the most part, just like all ethnic groups. I know alot of cool hispanics, and alot of dick-headed hispanics, just like some of my best friends are arabs, but I wouldn't hesitate at all to stick a rake up Osama's asshole and twist it around.

 

Yes, arabs won't eat pigs in any form. They also won't eat any other meat unless that animal was killed in the correct fashion (halal or halaal if you must know), and never try and shake with your left hand.

Edit - Retard, you sound as if a stiff wind would blow you over. What are you, a fucking skeleton with a skin suit?

 

They use most of the same kosher laws we Jews do. Where there has been a tripartate scociety, Spain before the reconquista was finished & Scicily of the same peroid, the Arabs would shop at Jewish buchers. They interpert the "not partake of the blood" part differently than we do. Kosher meat is deveined. Quite dificult with the hindquarters. Halal meat is not. We used to sell the best, tenderest cuts to the Moslems & the Christians. At a discount. :roll:

A pagan friend had a radical solution to the mideast crisis. The 50 megaton pork fat bomb. Everything, everybody would be unclean. End of hostilities untill after a lot of bathing.

 

Hey, nice idea :thumbup: And meanwhile us Christians could walk in and take over the whole place before you finish cleaning...

 

i was being sarcastic, please note that a lot of my sarcasm can be identified by these key elements:
1: praising the south, 2: praising the president, 3:calling arabs arabiacs, or terrorists, 4:seeming like i hate gays, jews, queers, and heroin smokers. i have a decidedly left wing political position (not communist, but closer to that than it is to BUSH's views.) besides i was making fun of christians and country music and americans, not arabs! i said it was the arab HATING thing to do. i love middle eastern culture (other than the militant religious extremism) my first girlfriend was iranian!

 

Fat chance. You see, the ultra orthodox right wing in Isreal gets an exemption from the universal draft to study religon. (Solaris, correct me here if I am wrong.) The Isreali army will not be madly scrubing everything off in disgust. And if Boy George is afaraid on North Korea, he would just shit at the thought of taking on the IDF.

 

Sorry to snap at you, ignorance is one of my pet peeves.

 

jews dont eat pork either... (the israelites, stupid)

 

"At least I know who my father was! You pig-eating son of a whore!"


Was I the only one who pictured Retard as a stocky overweight man riding a street-chopper motorcycle sporting a confederate flag bandana and a leather vest with no shirt, riding off into the sunset with his pig love in the sidecar? I didn't think so.

 

actually according to my experience, kkk members are fat for the most part, but not the millitant ones...

they're mostly UNDERweight, have HUGE wives (250 lbs +) and listen to the worst music in the world.

but i dont think of retard that way. i think of him as misguided.

 

I know you were, dipshit. That's what I took offense to. Oh, and fuck you. I don't belong to the KKK. I'm misguided, huh? Well, you tend to stereotype. What was it that made you think I had a fat wife, and belonged to the KKK? Because I'm from the south? Hehe. I'm misguided. Sorry to disappoint.



Oh, and Jar, yeah, I'm a skinny mutherphucker. Skeleton in a skin suit, exactly. If I knew how to put pictures on the 'net, I'd show you guys once and for all what I look like.

 

dude i never said i thought of you as being a member of the KKK, or racist, i only said yer misguided because you're pro-south, and i have been led to believe pro-confederacy, which i dont necessarily think is a position a non-racist person could hold if they had any kind of capacity for intellectual thought. i AM christian. how is sayng americans are mostly fat a stereotyp when 64% of americans are overweight or obeise? http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/overwt.htm
and considering the fact that 77% of americans are christian leads me to believe that being overweight is acceptable in christian churches. when i also considered the fact that

i came to the conclusion that its popular among republicans as well. so there, my theories were not unfounded.

 

Jeek, I know this, I am Jewish. :roll: I was stating that the IDF is more secular that the society as a whole. Read my previous posts.

 

Dude, Pro South? Uh, the fucking civil war is over. I'm not "Pro South". I live in the south and I happen to think it's God's country as compared to the north. Well, you're right. I am pro-south.

Here's a question for you, if you'll answer. What does pro-south mean?

That is the biggest crock I've heard. Being fat is "popular among republicans"? Explain that, if you can. What I think is that the largely liberal media loves this whole "America is overweight" thing, and I say it's bullshit. Keep throwing those links at me buddy-o. Do some research on your own. Go to the mall. Sit in one spot, and count all the people that come out of one store. Also keep a tally of those that are "overweight". I highly doubt it's 60 something percent.

 

liberal media!?!?!?!?!!!!! which USA are YOU living in? cause its not the one i'm in. did you even click on those links? it wasnt ANY media, liberal OR fox news, it was medical study groups. as in college students and proffesors with phd's.

most of that was a joke anyway, but there is a sort of logic to it. the southern states are largely republican and those stats show that the most obeise states are the southern ones. so there. its just logic. or fuzzy math if you will, and fuzzy math is not a bad thing, its what computers use when they apply ram, and make calculations etc. its called making predictions, or educated guesses, stuff like that is fuzzy math.

 

Jeek, Retard believes in the myth of the liberal media, part of the reason why I have accused him of listening to too much talk radio.

I was born & raised in New York. An awful lot of the south I find creepy & appaling. I am in no way to be considered pro south, but in the civil war, THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT! And it was not about freeing the slaves, it was about states rights, the 10th amendment. The first amendment we lost, and it was stripped from us by our first Republican president.

It might amuse you to know that many of the slave states had gradual emancapation laws already on the books when the war started.

And Retard, please name one major media source that three people on this board other than you & I would agree is liberal. The N. Y. Times is not liberal & Mother Jones is not major.

 

Hardball, Chris Matthews. I don't listen to him everyday, but when I do listen to him, I am heartened by his lack of a republican opinion. Not to be stereotypical like Jeek is, but I've gone into chatrooms, and some of these republicans are SO FUCKING STUPID!! One of them thought that France and Spain were cities! Like I said ignorance annoys the hell out of me, and these people just have this amazing ability to not listen to logic! AND, whenever you ask them a question, they have this nice ability to insult you and have that count as an answer!